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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

Terry's Joker whacks that cheese into the next dimension.
I create the Bad cheese. Bad = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Bad
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

StormWalker creates an incredibly bad cheese, that's as tough as a brick.

Bad Cheese: 500/500 HP

I stare the cheese. Staration = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Staration
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Loop_Stratos showed the cheese no mercy.
Bad Cheese 485/500
I use a flamethrower to cook/melt the cheese Burn = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Burn
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Darkfire incinerates the cheese while "disco inferno" plays in the background.
Bad Cheese 467/500 HP
I slap the cheese. 1d20=12

DICE RESULTS
12 = 1d20
Gantic
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Gantic
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Red303 took no guff from the Bad Cheese.
Bad Cheese 455/500.
I slap the Bad Cheese. BadCheese = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = BadCheese
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Gantic, slaps the cheese really hard.

Bad Cheese 440/500 HP

Shazam = 20 !!

DICE RESULTS
20 = Shazam
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

SirLegendary uses the power of Shazam to smash the cheese into submission.
Bad Cheese 420/500
I start hacking away at the cheese with an axe. AxeYouLater = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = AxeYouLater
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

Darkfire45 hacked that cheese better than Matthew Broderick did in War Games.
Bad Cheese: 407/500
I slap that bad cheese. IsFettuccineAfraido = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = IsFettuccineAfraido
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Terry_Logic gave the cheese a weak slap.
Bad Cheese 399/500
I use the cheese to slap a rock. WaitWhat = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = WaitWhat
Gantic
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Gantic
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If the Bad Cheese had a head, Darkfire45 would have bashed it in.
Bad Cheese: 380/500
I slap the Bad Cheese. Slapped = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Slapped
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

Gantic slaps the cheese, quite weakly, i must say.

Bad cheese: 371/500

I shower the cheese. 1d20=18

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Loop_Stratos showered that cheese in hydrochloric acid.
Bad cheese: 353/500
I strike the cheese. [roll 1d20 Steeeeerike]

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Apparently editing rolls isn't very effective. 1d20=17

DICE RESULTS
17 = 1d20
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

Terry strikes the cheese sucsessifully.
Bad Cheese: 336/500

I touch the cheese with no power. TouchityTouch = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = TouchityTouch
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Loop_Stratos slightly touches the cheese
Bad Cheese: 334/500

I slap the cheese with my flaming fist. FlamingSlap = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = FlamingSlap
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