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PacManZero summons a GiGantic cherry from no where and slams the cheese with it.
Legendary cheese -12/50

I make Knockoff GantiCorp Cheese = 1

AHomoSapien makes a soft Knockoff GantiCorp Cheese.
Knockoff GantiCorp Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Knockoff GanticCorp Cheese OutOfExistence = 13

Gantic destroys the knockoff GamtiCorp cheese
Knockoff GanitiCorp cheese -3/10
I create [roll 1d4 Rainbow cheese]

Sorry = 1 I create Rainbow Cheese

Red303 took the remains of Knockoff GanitiCorp cheese and through some questionable method form Rainbow Cheese
Rainbow Cheese 10/10 HP
I slap rainbow cheese Pow = 7

AHomoSapien manages to mostly obliterate the Rainbow Cheese.
Rainbow Cheese 3/10
I delete the cheese from existence Fiction = 4.

Darkfire45 obliterates the cheese.

I create the I<3AG cheese

1d4=2

SirLegendary creates a Medium I<3AG Cheese.
I<3AG Cheese 50/50
I use my kung fu skills to strike the cheese. ManyYearsOfTorment = 5

DarkFire45 strikes the I<3AG Cheese using his many years experience in Kung fu. The cheese laughs.
I<3AG Cheese 45/50 HP
I slap the hard to type Cheese = 16

@AHomoSapien hurts the cheese really badly.
I<3AG Cheese 29/45 HP

Let's do this once more... This time I say with power SHAZAM = 11 !!!!!

SirLegendary performs some mystic dark ritual involving the symbol on his forehead, and the word SHAZAM and hits the cheese for 11 health point.
I<3AG Cheese 18/50 HP
I slap the still annoying to type Cheese = 14

AHomoSapien managaes to deal a hefty blow tot he cheese.
I<3AG Cheese 4/50 HP
I run over the cheese with a bulldozer. Flatten = 6

Darkfire flattens the cheese to make sure it's dead.

I create, The Batman Cheese

1d4=1

Legend_Beast creates some pretty weak cheese.
Batman Cheese: 10/10
I call Bane to destroy the Batman Cheese. 1d20=4

red303 and Bane must not have had enough energy to smack that weak cheese very hard.
Batman Cheese: 6/10
I call The Joker to defeat Batman Cheese. DODONPA = 13