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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

R2 hadukons the cheese.

Killer cheese: 89/100

I'm back and my penguin army is ready! ATTACK! PenguinArmy = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = PenguinArmy
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Gogotank forgot to pack enough food and only a few of the pengins reach their goal.The ones that do are exhausted and only deal a couple of blows beefore deserting.

Killer cheese 87/100

I charge forward and assault te cheese with my sword.YAAA = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = YAAA
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

danwar123 deals some damage to the cheese.
Killer Cheese 78/100
I start experimenting on the cheese. FOR_SCIENCE = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = FOR_SCIENCE
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

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calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Darkfire doesn't experiment enough and gets boerd in 1 min.
Killer cheese 73/100
well ill bazooka it.
1d20=18

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

calwina puts a big hole in the cheese.
Killer Cheese: 55/100
I slap the killer cheese. Whumpo = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Whumpo
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gantic manages to hurt the cheese with his slap.
Killer Cheese 43/100
I ring a church bell near the cheese. ClingClangClong = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = ClingClangClong
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The killer cheese is close to being killed.
Killer Cheese 33/100 HP

I call for the gods, SHAZAM = 14!!!!

DICE RESULTS
14 = SHAZAM
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Legendary deals major damadge to the cheese.
Killer Cheese 19/100 HP
I charge at the cheese with all my might,and then Chop = 19 it into oblivion.

DICE RESULTS
19 = Chop
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

danwar123 manages to chop the cheese into smithereens.
Killer Cheese 0/100
I spawn the Cursed Cheese. 1d4=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d4
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Darkfire has spawned the cursed cheese.
Cursed Cheese 500/500 HP
I slap it with a shazam. ShazamSlap = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = ShazamSlap
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

SirLegendary deals slightly less damadge than his last SHAZAM,but only slightly.
Cursed cheese 487/500
I lunge forward,sword drawn,and swing at the cursed cheese.Slash = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Slash
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Danwar slashes so hard,the cheese crys until its mommy comes.
Cursed cheese 468/500
I hit it with my pencil i use for homework.
Stubby = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Stubby
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

the cheese crys until its mommy comes.

Cheeses can't cry,silly.
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For a mere household item,calwina does decent dmg.
Cursed cheese 459/500
I slash at the cheese again.Slash = 15
DICE RESULTS
15 = Slash
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Danwar does some decent damage.

I use my backpack,there was a textbook in it.
[roll 1d20]
Editamn,my backpack missed (the dice didn't roll)
One more swing!
[roll 1d20 Swing]
Missed,guess i will wait.

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