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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Gogotank knocks the cheese over onto a activated stove,burning it.

217/500

I try to eat the cheese.

Omnomnom = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Omnomnom
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

danwar123 manages to get a nibble.
Legend Cheese 213/500
I play billiards using the cheese as the cue ball. [roll 1d20 HolesSunk]

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Because I forgot to roll.

HolesSunk = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = HolesSunk
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

you manage to get a couple balls in before you got bored and quit.
Legend cheese 209/500
I cut the cheese with my +5 to-hit enchanted runic longsword.
Diecheese = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Diecheese
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

danwar123 tries to chop Legend Cheese and kind of succeeds.
Legend Cheese: 198/500
I slap Legend Cheese. Kawhomp = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Kawhomp
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gantic weakly slaps the cheese.
Legend Cheese 193/500
I aim my RPG at the cheese and fire. BOOM = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = BOOM
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Darkfire45 realizes too late that he forgot ammo. In frustration, he throws the empty RPG at the cheese.
Legend Cheese 192/500
I hit the cheese with a stick. Whack = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Whack
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The stick breaks as red303 hits the cheese with it.
Legend Cheese 191/500
I send the cheese through an obstacle course. RunCheeseRun = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = RunCheeseRun
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The cheese started to walk away.
Legend Cheese 190/500 HP.
SHAZAM = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SHAZAM
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

Legend shazams the cheese hard but not too hard.
Legend Cheese 177/500 HP.
I store all my energy into one massive punch. KAPOW = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = KAPOW
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

R2 Hadoukens the cheese into a whole new dimension, creating ripples in time and destructive side effects.
Legend Cheese 157/500 HP
let's try this again shall we? SHAZAM = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = SHAZAM
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

HOW MANY TIMES?

Legend Cheese: 148/500

I fill the cheese's holes with mines. [roll 1d20 KAPWOOSH]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Trying again

Kapwoosh = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Kapwoosh
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Gogotank riddle the cheese with holes made by a mine.
Legend Cheese: 135/500
I slap Legend Cheese. Whomp = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Whomp
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Gantic slaps the cheese a bit weakly.

Legend Cheese: 129/500

PENGUIN ATTACK! PenguinArmy = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = PenguinArmy
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