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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

calwina misses the cheese with his horrible aim.
Cursed Cheese 444/500
I use the cheese as a crash test dummy. Success = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Success
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Darkfire makes Ragdoll Achievement: Cheese Mode.

Cursed Cheese: 434/500

You know what they say, fourth time's the charm! Come on my fellow penguins! ATTACK! PenguinArmy = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = PenguinArmy
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Gogo's army does good damage to it.

Cursed cheese: 419/500

I use my pretzels against it

[roll 1d20 My Pretzels]
edit:Stupid dice don't work e.e

danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

[Delete plz]

danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

(@calwina, you cant use spaces in your dice name)

Calwina's prezels miss.
Cursed cheese 419/500

I attemt to swing my sword at the cheese.TakeThat = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = TakeThat
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

danwat123 deals good damage to the cheese.
Cursed Cheese 407/500
I perform a choke slam onto the cheese. KAPOW = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = KAPOW
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

You tackle the cheese hard to the ground,but you fail to choke it.

Cursed cheese 397/500

I realize my sword is running out of power,so i spew fire at the cheese instead.

BURNNNNN = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = BURNNNNN
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Danwar's fire attack leaves a 2nd grade burn on the cheese.

Cursed Cheese: 388/500

I slam the cheese with my fist. FalconPunch = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = FalconPunch
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Gogotank proceeds to launch the cheese off the stage.However,scince this is a 99-stock match,the cheese floats back down.
Cursed cheese 371/500

I attempt to shoot the cheese with a fire blast. BURNBABEHBUUUUURN = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = BURNBABEHBUUUUURN
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

The cheese is lightly toasted by danny.
Cursed Cheese: 363/500
I inject the cheese with poison. Blop = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Blop
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

The poison turned out to be barely poisonous,and the only real damadge was dealt by the needle.

Cursed cheese 360/500

I grab my sword again and swing at the cheese.Swing = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Swing
ExitPathGirl16
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ExitPathGirl16
56 posts
Nomad

The sword cut off a small piece of the cheese, and is now crying due to being injured

I hug the cheese, and put a Band-Aid on it ^^

danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

ExitPathGirl disobeys the gamerules and is now framed a traitor for helping the cheese.

Cursed cheese 348/500

I swing my sword at ExitPathGirl KILLTHETRAITOR = 4 and then at the cheese KILLTHECHEESEASWELL = 2

DICE RESULTS
4 = KILLTHETRAITOR
2 = KILLTHECHEESEASWELL
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

It looks like the swing at exitpathgirl was much stronger than the swing at the cheese.
Cursed Cheese 346/500 HP

My turn. Swing = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Swing
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

SirLegendary makes a new personal record on hammer throw.

Cursed Cheese: 333/500

I take a broadsword and slice the cheese. Broadsword = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Broadsword
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