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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The new sword did worse.

Cursed Cheese 171/500 HP

Batman = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Batman
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Batman's tools didn't do much damage to the cheese.
Cursed Cheese 162/500
I attempt to purify the cheese. YourHoliness = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = YourHoliness
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Well, too bad, you failed.

Cursed Cheese: 160/500

I make the cheese listen to Justin Bieber. HorridMusic = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = HorridMusic
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

The new sword did worse.

No it didn't.last 2 times,i only did 5 dmg.
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The cheese covers its ears in horror.

Cursed cheese:147/500

I preform another slash on the cheese.Slice = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Slice
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The cheese is now bleeding melted cheese.

Cursed Cheese: 132/500

I make a frog slap the cheese with its tongue. FrogTongue = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = FrogTongue
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

The cheese now has saliva all over it.

Cursed Cheese: 123/500

I proceed to combo the cheese.3HITAGAIN = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = 3HITAGAIN
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

(I glanced at your roll and thought, for a second, that it said something else.)

Danwar's combo wombo is too much for the cheese.
Cursed cheese: 114/500
I kick the cheese with my hand. HandKick = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = HandKick
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

The paradox created severely harms the cheese.

Cursed cheese:96/500

I charge forward and stab the cheese with my sword.Skewer = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Skewer
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

After the cheese is skewered by danwar123, a child mistakes it for a kebab and bites a piece off.
Cursed Cheese: 80/500

I headbutt the cheese. Bonk = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Bonk
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Red303 broke his skull in trying to headbutt the cheese.

Cursed cheese 78/500

I atempt to infect the cheese's wounds with bacteria.InfectWounds = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = InfectWounds
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

danwar123 gave the cheese food poisoning.
Cursed Chese 62/500
I call the 3rd Street Saints to attack the cheese. ForTheSaints = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ForTheSaints
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Darkfire45 calls the third street saints, but the saints run into cops and rival gangs in the way there. By the time they get there, they are weak and can barely harm the cheese.
Cursed Cheese 60/500
I backhand the cheese. Smackity_Smack = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Smackity_Smack
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

red303 hurts his hand in the process of backhanding the cheese.
Cursed Cheese 59/500
I strap a rocket to the cheese and blast it off into space. BlastOff = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = BlastOff
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Darkfire45 forgot that the cheese wears a space suit. The rocket still damages it slightly, though.
Cursed Cheese: 53/500
I hug the cheese. Hugs_solve_everything = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Hugs_solve_everything
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is a bit hurt from your choking hugs.

Cursed Cheese: 49/100

I slap the cheese with a spatula. Spatuslap = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Spatuslap
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