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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Gogotank manages to leave a small impression of the spatula on the cheese.
Cursed Cheese 38/500
I reforge the cheese into a cheese for the hell of it. Blacksmithery = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Blacksmithery
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It doesn't work and it's against the rules. It damages it a little though.

Cursed Cheese: 33/500

I make an ordinary slap to the cheese to see if it is worth it. Slap = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Slap
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

It was sort of worth it.
Cursed Cheese 27/500
I bulldoze the cheese. Vroom = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Vroom
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Red303 left a large hole in the cheese.

Cursed cheese:8/500

I draw my sword and attempt to deal the finishing blow.IWillAlmostEndThis = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = IWillEndThis
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese still holds on by a strand of life.
Cursed Cheese 1/500
I put the cheese out of its misery by touching it lightly. Tap = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Tap
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Red303 accidentally punches the cheese,preforming overkill.

Cursed cheese:-15/500

I create a dragon cheese.Dragon_Cheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Dragon_Cheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Danwar creates Dragon Cheese.

Dragon Cheese: 50/50

I take a Broadsword and try to slay Dragon Cheese. DragonSlayer = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = DragonSlayer
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Gogotank's broadsword does some damage to the cheese
Dragon Cheese 38/50
I use a shark launcher on the cheese. SharkAttack = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = SharkAttack
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The sharks do some good damage to it.

Dragon Cheese: 26/50

I make another penguin assault. PenguinArmy = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = PenguinArmy
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

Most of the penguins go hunting for fish, but the cheese is hurt a bit.

Dragon Cheese: 19/50

I stare Evilly at the cheese. [roll 1d20 Evil Stare Attack]

evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

[roll 1d20 Reroll pls]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You can't put spaces in the dice name.

Dragon Cheese: 19/50

I sit on the cheese. Ouch = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Ouch
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

The cheese is sat on.

13/50

I stare at the cheese.STARE = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = STARE
PixelDude
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PixelDude
329 posts
Blacksmith

Cheese is creeped out.

I electrocute the cheese [roll 1d20 *zzzzt*]

Edit: seems I have made a boo boo

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

PixelDude failed to electrocute the cheese.

Dragon Cheese:11/50

I explode the cheese. Explosion = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Explosion
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