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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The Dragon Cheese has asploded.

I create the Invisible Cheese. CheeseME = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = CheeseME
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

DarkFire creates the Invisible Cheese.

Invisible Cheese: 100/100

I give Invisible cheese a welcoming hug. While I am on FIRE. FlamingHug = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = FlamingHug
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

The cheese is given 2nd degree burns.

Invisible cheese 85/100

I proceed to hack the cheese to peices with my sword.Slicing = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Slicing
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Small pieces of the cheese are cut off.

Invisible Cheese: 71/100

I smash the cheese with my forehead. Headbutt = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Headbutt
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Critical hit!

Invisible cheese 52/100

I proceed to slash at the cheese again.Chop = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Chop
PixelDude
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PixelDude
329 posts
Blacksmith

Cheese feelings are hurt, it is very effective.

Invisible cheese 35/100

I make the cheese eat itself. 1d20=16

DICE RESULTS
16 = 1d20
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Canibalism worked very well for the cheese.

Invisible Cheese: 19/100

I attempt to smash a television on the cheese. Teleslap = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Teleslap
nivlac724
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nivlac724
2,555 posts
Shepherd

The glass digs into the cheese!

Invisible Cheese: 5/100

POWER SLAP!

1d20=14

DICE RESULTS
14 = 1d20
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Nivlac wins! FATALITY!

I create the Penguin Cheese. PenguinCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinCheese
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Gogotank has created the Penguin Cheese. 500/500 HP.

SHAZAM = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = SHAZAM
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

SirLegendary strikes the cheese with the power of SHAZAM!
Penguin Cheese 482/500
I send the cheese some spam. Overload = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Overload
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese can't handle all these spam messages.

Penguin Cheese: 467/500

I scream directly to the cheese's ear. Scream = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Scream
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gogotank's scream barely affects the cheese.
Penguin Cheese 466/500
I start hitting the cheese with a pumpkin. NotEvenHalloween = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = NotEvenHalloween
InfinitySnaps
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InfinitySnaps
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Nomad

Darkfire's pumpkin does huge damage!
Penguin cheese: 447 HP REMAINING

I do a drop-test on the cheese.

[roll 1d20 Howbadisthesmash?]

InfinitySnaps
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InfinitySnaps
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Nomad

Oh. my dice didnt work... gdhf9gbrhfdioghuriehgbuferhguyiotfyogi

(ATTEMPT 2)

[1d20]

If that didnt work,

(attempt 3)

Random.org time!

I got 14.

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