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Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Stormwalker makes the cheese cry.
White Rabbit Cheese: 567/1000
I smack da cheez

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd
DICE RESULTS
17 = Oops
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

red303 is restrained by a burly cow and does not hit the cheese.
EDIT: red303 breaks free of the burly cow and deals the cheese a mighty blow.
White Rabbit Cheese: 550/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. Owlwhale = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Owlwhale
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Stormwalker slaps the cheese with his foot.
White Rabbit Cheese: 541/1000
I slap the cheese of white rabbits. Pow = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Pow
Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

red303 kind of does and kind of doesn't hit it.
White Rabbit Cheese: 537/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Whap = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Whap
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,536 posts
Duke

Gantic smacks the cheese incredibly hard
White Rabbit Cheese: 520/1000
I Use Zeus's thunderbolt SHAAAZAAAM = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SHAAAZAAAM
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

LEGEND_beast tickled the cheese with a minuscule zap from Zeus's thunderbolt.
White Rabbit Cheese: 515/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese DownWithWhiteCheese = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = DownWithWhiteCheese
Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

Terry_Logic made the cheese's boots fly off!
White Rabbit Cheese: 496/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. OhNo = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = OhNo
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,385 posts
Herald

OOC: We are allowed to have more than one cheese to slap right?

Gantic hits the cheese so hard, it cries.
White rabbit cheese 481/1000
I slap the white rabbit cheese Ow = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Ow
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Darkfire45 hits the cheese so hard he hurts his hand.
White Rabbit Cheese: 471/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. ScienceCheese = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = ScienceCheese
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Stormwalker makes the cheese forget it's name.
White Rabbit Cheese: 452/1000
I slap the Cheese with my mind! Telekinesis = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Telekinesis
Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

OOC: There is only one cheese at a time. The name is just to make sure everyone's on the same page, because Soft, Medium, and Hard on average will only last 1, 5, and 10 hits, respectively. I've lowered Brick down to 500 HP, so after this cheese is dead, any other Brick will only have 500 HP.

red303 performs an adequate psychic slap.
White Rabbit Cheese: 442/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. OpenPalm = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = OpenPalm
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Gantic flattens that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 428/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Gork = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Gork
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

StormWalker cast a storm upon that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 410/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. DieCheeseDie = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = DieCheeseDie
Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

Terry_Logic made the cheese hurt real bad.
White Rabbit Cheese: 391/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapItRealGood = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = SlapItRealGood
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