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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1
Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2
Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4
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Stormwalker makes the cheese cry.
White Rabbit Cheese: 567/1000
I smack da cheez
red303 is restrained by a burly cow and does not hit the cheese.
EDIT: red303 breaks free of the burly cow and deals the cheese a mighty blow.
White Rabbit Cheese: 550/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. Owlwhale = 9
Stormwalker slaps the cheese with his foot.
White Rabbit Cheese: 541/1000
I slap the cheese of white rabbits. Pow = 4
red303 kind of does and kind of doesn't hit it.
White Rabbit Cheese: 537/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Whap = 17
Gantic smacks the cheese incredibly hard
White Rabbit Cheese: 520/1000
I Use Zeus's thunderbolt SHAAAZAAAM = 5
LEGEND_beast tickled the cheese with a minuscule zap from Zeus's thunderbolt.
White Rabbit Cheese: 515/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese DownWithWhiteCheese = 19
Terry_Logic made the cheese's boots fly off!
White Rabbit Cheese: 496/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. OhNo = 15
OOC: We are allowed to have more than one cheese to slap right?
Gantic hits the cheese so hard, it cries.
White rabbit cheese 481/1000
I slap the white rabbit cheese Ow = 10
Darkfire45 hits the cheese so hard he hurts his hand.
White Rabbit Cheese: 471/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. ScienceCheese = 19
Stormwalker makes the cheese forget it's name.
White Rabbit Cheese: 452/1000
I slap the Cheese with my mind! Telekinesis = 10
OOC: There is only one cheese at a time. The name is just to make sure everyone's on the same page, because Soft, Medium, and Hard on average will only last 1, 5, and 10 hits, respectively. I've lowered Brick down to 500 HP, so after this cheese is dead, any other Brick will only have 500 HP.
red303 performs an adequate psychic slap.
White Rabbit Cheese: 442/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. OpenPalm = 14
Gantic flattens that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 428/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Gork = 18
StormWalker cast a storm upon that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 410/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. DieCheeseDie = 19
Terry_Logic made the cheese hurt real bad.
White Rabbit Cheese: 391/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapItRealGood = 12
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