Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness 1 = 10 HP = Soft 2 = 50 HP = Medium 3 = 100 HP = Hard 4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
StormWalker runs up dramatically to the cheese with a GiGantic Sword and Swing but trip on air at the last moment and gave the cheese a papercut
White Rabbit Cheese: 230/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese MoonCheese = 9
AHomoSapien walks up and sees the cheese and says "mmmmmm... cheese. it wouldn't hurt if I take a little bite" and bites the cheese so hard that 6 of his teeth broke.
White Rabbit Cheese: 221/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese: ISlapTheCheeseLikeNoSpace = 10