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Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Lowco1
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Lowco1
1,035 posts
Nomad

Rottencheese = 15Gantic is sloppy! White Rabbit cheese: 379

DICE RESULTS
15 = Rottencheese
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Lowco1 uses Confuse Ray! It is very effective.
White Rabbit Cheese: 364/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese: Go_Go_Smack_Cheese = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Go_Go_Smack_Cheese
Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

StormWalker casually slaps the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 354/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese: WHOPPER = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = WHOPPER
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,536 posts
Duke

GANTIC HITS THE CHEESE WITH FAST FOOD RESTAURANT CHAINS AT 20.
White Rabbit Cheese 334/1000
I slap the cheese with ImBatman = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = ImBatman
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Batman nearly decapitates that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 315/1000
I slap the cheese. ArmadilloCheese = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = ArmadilloCheese
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

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AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

StormWalker army of undead rabbit dealt massive damage to the cheese with BITE.
White Rabbit Cheese: 295/1000
I Slap the cheese Roll = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Roll
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

AHomoSapien elbows the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 287/1000
I slap the cheese. GarudaCheese = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = GarudaCheese
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Blk2860 lightly ninja's me and the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 265/1000
I slap the cheese with a grater.Grated = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Grated
Gantic
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Gantic
11,895 posts
King

red303 gruesomely shreds the surface of the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 247/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Whap = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Whap
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Gantic throws the cheese off a table.
White Rabbit Cheese: 236/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. MaturinCheese = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = MaturinCheese
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

StormWalker runs up dramatically to the cheese with a GiGantic Sword and Swing but trip on air at the last moment and gave the cheese a papercut
White Rabbit Cheese: 230/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese MoonCheese = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = MoonCheese
riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
1,148 posts
Farmer

AHomoSapien walks up and sees the cheese and says "mmmmmm... cheese. it wouldn't hurt if I take a little bite" and bites the cheese so hard that 6 of his teeth broke.
White Rabbit Cheese: 221/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese: ISlapTheCheeseLikeNoSpace = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = GanticWillBeMadAtMeIfIBr
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,536 posts
Duke

riku_ullman hits the cheese halfway to space.
White rabbit cheese 211/100 HP

sometimes people need a little SHAZAM = 20 in their life

DICE RESULTS
20 = SHAZAM
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

LEGEND_beast shazam'd the cheese, then dies.
WRC 191/1000 HP

I slap LEGEND_beast along with the dice 1d20=14

DICE RESULTS
14 = 1d20
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