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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

legend beast flies into the cheese and punches it right before impact. due to loops really pathetic slap.

White Rabbit Cheese 177/1000 HP

its okay, I am, BATMAN = 20

holy shiiii that's two 20's in a row

DICE RESULTS
20 = BATMAN
Gantic
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Gantic
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King

LEGEND_beast punches the cheese again, harder this time!
White Rabbit Cheese: 157/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. ItsAlmostDead = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = ItsAlmostDead
Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

Diefool = 4Gantic used boombox! Critical damage! White Rabbit Cheese: 141

DICE RESULTS
4 = Diefool
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

Lowco1 sneezes on the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 137/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. SkolpaddaCheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SkolpaddaCheese
will3
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will3
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Nomad

Stormwalker hits the cheese somewhat hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 121/1000
Rawr I_tickle_it = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = I_tickle_it
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

will3 tickles that cheese until its xiphoid process snaps off.
White Rabbit Cheese: 105/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. TrochanterCheese = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = TrochanterCheese
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

StormWalker whaps the cheese with a backhanded slap.
White Rabbit Cheese: 95/1000
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. HomeStretch = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = HomeStretch
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,321 posts
Treasurer

Gantic slaps the cheese pretty hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 80/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = SlapDamage
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Patrick2011 hit the cheese a dozen times
White Rabbit Cheese 68/1000hp
Well I guess it's time for Hal Jordan Green Lantern to Smash = 15 it up this time.

DICE RESULTS
15 = Smash
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Green Lantern smash the cheese with a green hammer thingamajig.
White Rabbit Cheese 53/1000 hp
I slap the WeirdCheese = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = WeirdCheese
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

AHomoSapien slaps the cheese away because it was staring at him.
White Rabbit Cheese 37/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. TwoHitsToDead = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = TwoHitsToDead
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Gantic swipe the cheese with its fluffy tail for being a wannabe rabbit
White Rabbit Cheese 31/1000 HP
ImNotaHIM = 6 slap the cheese

DICE RESULTS
6 = ImNotaHIM
Gantic
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Gantic
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King

The cheese is rather apathetic to AHomoSapien's frustration.
White Rabbit Cheese 25/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. MyBad = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = MyBad
Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee = 17Gantic tickled the cheese! 17/1000 hp

DICE RESULTS
17 = Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,321 posts
Treasurer

White Rabbit Cheese is dead.

I make Forum Cheese. Forum_Cheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Forum_Cheese
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