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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

The cheese's soul is stolen. It's just a husk now, barely staying stable.
Dragon Cheese 1/100
I poke the cheese. Finish_Him = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Finish_Him
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
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You poke the cheese really hard and it dies.
Evilsweetblock creates an Anti-matter portal into (???) and pulls out Sp00ki Cheese

Sp00kiCheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Sp00kiCheese
danwar123
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danwar123
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Evilsweetblock created av insanely weak Spo00ki cheese

Sp00kiCheese:10/10

I attack the cheese.ATTACK = 12

I make the Dragon cheese V2 from its ashes!Drago_Cheese_V_II = 2

DICE RESULTS
12 = ATTACK
2 = Drago_Cheese_V_II
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

You create a dragon cheese v2 from the ashes, but since its not a phoenix is doesn't really work out
Dragon Cheese V2: 50/50
I send Dragons to nom the cheese Omnomnom = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Omnomnom
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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evilsweetblock's canibalism worked!

Dragon Cheese V2: 34/50

Penguins, attack the updated enemy!!! PenguinArmy = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = PenguinArmy
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

I'll roll for you. FurSoDah = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = FurSoDah
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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The FurSoDah is not effective (whatever it is).

Dragon Cheese V2: 15/50

I take a knife and cut the cheese. Cut = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Cut
etg2002
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etg2002
703 posts
Scribe

i attack using Kaos' GIANT EVIL FOOT OF EVIL DOOM!!!!!

G.E.F.O.E.D. = 3

Dragon Cheese V2: -1/50

i create Jello cheese!

Jello_Cheese = 3

(i got these from dice roll online)

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

(you have to use a dice from here!)

Drgaon_Cheese_V3 = 4

and if pepole accept the previous cheese;Cut = 3

DICE RESULTS
4 = Drgaon_Cheese_V3
3 = Cut
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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(I'll be honest, I'm not going to accept etg2002's post since he didn't use the AG dice. Of course, I'll be a little lenient with danwar's one.)

danwar123 destroys the cheese.

danwar123 spawns the Drgaon Cheese V3!
Drgaon Cheese V3 500/500
I play air hockey using the cheese as a puck. IceIceBaby = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = IceIceBaby
etg2002
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etg2002
703 posts
Scribe

(no one told me that! and how can it be random? i have no dice here at home! so i need to use dice roll online! just a sec... there. i just made a randomizer program. will that work? if so...)

ooh! who want dragon jerky? FLAMETHROWER

FLAMETHROWER = 13 (how do you guys make the dice appear?)

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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OOC: If you want the dice to appear just use (1d20 OptionalText) but replace the brackets with square brackets.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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(I forgot to roll but I'll count yours for now)

Your flamethrower scorches the cheese.
Drgaon Cheese V3 477/500
I start roasting the cheese literally and metaphorically. Burn = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Burn
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Lirerally went well, but metarphorically didn't work.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 468/500

Wow, who would expect it would return again... Anyway, I call my penguins. PenguinArmy = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Call more penguins next time...

Drgaon Cheese: 460/500

I do a prank with the cheese since it's april fools day

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