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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The laser was rather weak and only gave the cheese mild laser burn.

Drgaon Cheese V3 289/500

I attempt to unmake the cheese. FreeResources = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = FreeResources
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Creating Cheese is a Chemical reaction, and cannot be undone.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 297/500

With the help of some guys in dark robes (Ahem, you dont know them, no, stop asking. They aren't a satanic cult.) and we KILL IT WITH FIRE! 6PeopleToCastBasicFire = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = 6PeopleToCastBasicFire
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The six people casts a weak fire each which burns the cheese a little.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 291/500

I temporarily borrow Mjolnir and strike the cheese with it. Bam = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Bam
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Thor shouted at you before you threw the thunder and missed a bit, but it does good damage.

Drgaon Cheese: 279/500

I grate the cheese. Grate = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Grate
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Grate the cheese don't deal so much damage...

Drgaon Cheese: 270/500

I take a piece of paper, and touch the cheese with a paper! PaperTouch = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = PaperTouch
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It was so powerful for just touching it!

Drgaon Cheese: 264/500

I headbutt it! Headbutt = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Headbutt
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
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You should've rather sent your penguin army to headbutt it, but even this kinda works. And kinda well.
Drgaon Cheese HP: 249/500
I nuke the cheese from or... Armoria. JustALittleNuke = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = JustALittleNuke
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It wasn't powerful enough!

Drgaon Cheese: 242/500

Wait, that's a good idea! Penguins, headbutt the cheese! PenguinArmyHeadbutts = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = PenguinArmyHeadbutts
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Penguins do some damage to the cheese but not enough.

Drgaon Cheese V3 233/500

I stop time, drop a steamroller on the cheese, rig it to explode in a few seconds and then unfreeze time. MudaMudaMuda = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = MudaMudaMuda
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I'll boost your attacks, we can do better!

Drgaon Cheese: 220/500

I attack the cheese with my darkness-type spells [roll 1d20 DarknessWillConsumeYou]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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AH! now! darkness'll consume you! DarknessWILLConsumeYou = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = DarknessWILLConsumeYou
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Darkness consumed 27,5% of the cheese.

Drgaon Cheese: 214/500

I light the cheese on fire. HotHotHot = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = HotHotHot
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You roast the cheese slightly.

Drgaon Cheese:202/500

I strike the cheese with multiple yo-yos. Gogoyoyo = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Gogoyoyo
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Good, but half of them missed.

Drgaon Cheese: 192/500

I call my penguins. PenguinArmy = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = PenguinArmy
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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The penguins peck the cheese.

Drgaon Cheese: 178/500

I headbutt the cheese! Headbutt = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Headbutt
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