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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It dealt the expected damage.

Cheese Cheese: 33/50

I bite the cheese twice. BiteBite = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = BiteBite
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! most of it is gone already!

Cheese Cheese: 19/50

I use a dark magic spell that has 10% chance of insta-killing it! StillAlive = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = StillAlive
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The spell activated insta-kill, but the cheese had a defensive spell: lethal attacks only reduce health to 1.

Cheese Cheese: 1/50

I stomp on the cheese. Stomp = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Stomp
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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HahiHa destroyed the Cheese Cheese!

Cheese Cheese: -3/50

I create Sunny Cheese as @Gogotank "created" SunnyCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = SunnyCheese
gringrant
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gringrant
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SunnyCheese: 500/500

I put Sunglasses = 20 on the Sunny Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
20 = Sunglasses
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! the cheese don't like sunglasses!

SunnyCheese: 480/500 (96%)

I block the sun! DarknessComes = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = DarknessComes
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It didn't do much since the cheese was producing it's own light.

Sunny Cheese 477/500

I use a pogo stick to bounce on the cheese. XtraBounce = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = XtraBounce
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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(Darn, the cheese has 10x times more health than it had)

The cheese is a bit annoyed by the pogo stick.

Sunny Cheese: 467/500

I cry on the cheese because I'm very sad today. Sob = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Sob
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese doesn't care about anyone else's feelings

Sunny Cheese: 463/500

I set the cheese on fire! Fire = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Fire
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The Sunny Cheese is totally used to feel the heat.

Sunny Cheese: 459/500

I aim at the cheese's warm heart with an [roll 1d20 IcyDart]

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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eh, edit doesn't really work with dices...

IcyDart = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = IcyDart
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The dart goes straight through the cheese, so it deals a bit less damage.

Sunny Cheese: 446/500

I scare the cheese! Boo = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Boo
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese seems to not be afraid at all

Sunny Cheese: 439/500

I scare the cheese too! HeartAttack = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = HeartAttack
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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You appear to be twice as scary as Gogotank!

Sunny Cheese: 424/500

I throw a random object at the cheese. Brick = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Brick
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It did only 30% of the expected damage

Sunny Cheese: 418/500

I bring TheMoon = 12 here! HAHAHAHA! *hey! tell her that thing you want to!*

DICE RESULTS
12 = TheMoon
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