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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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You lost control of the moon after a while, but it still dealt damage.

Sunny Cheese: 406/500

I tell the cheese I didn't have an internet connection for four days. Eek = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Eek
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Oh! this cheese has a high emotional resistance!

Sunny Cheese: error, health not found (404)/500

I delete the page in the internet the cheese likes the most! ErrorFourZeroFour = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = ErrorFourZeroFour
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese goes into a coma of despair.

Sunny Cheese: 384/500

I throw the cheese to a pack of hungry mice. Nom = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Nom
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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They manage to go through almost three-quarter of the cheese before they become full.

Sunny Cheese: 371/500

I throw a deck of cards into the cheese. Gambit = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Gambit
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Most of the cards miss and it doesn't get hurt that much.

Sunny Cheese: 368/500

I put very loud music near the cheese's ear. LoudMusic = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = LoudMusic
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

The cheese almost enjoys being rocked by the sound waves like that.

Sunny Cheese: 366/500

I throw another random object at the cheese. FireExtinguisher = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = FireExtinguisher
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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It deals normal damage! WOW!

Sunny Cheese: 353/500

I hug the cheese. Hug = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! the bullet that once hit your wing some time ago still has it's effects!

Sunny Cheese: 337/500

I shot the cheese with the same gun I shot Gogo during his "brain surgery"! ShotAndPainAndTimeBomb = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = ShotAndPainAndTimeBomb
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The mini bombs inside the bullets explode and deal extra damage!

Sunny Cheese: 319/500

Now I use the magnet you used on me to take the bullets away, IN A VERY PAINFUL WAY! BulletMagnet = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = BulletMagnet
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Yes! suffer, cheese! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sunny Cheese: 305/500

Now, I try to remember my super-difficult code to stop the bombs! "000,000,000,000,000-" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM = 19 Oh, they exploded before I put the code, meh, these things happen.

DICE RESULTS
19 = BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
philimaster
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philimaster
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philimaster
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philimaster
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1d20=15 sunny cheese HP: 286
I set a pack of vicious mice on the cheese sorry the dice didn't work above

DICE RESULTS
15 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The mice are eating the cheese with no mercy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sunny Cheese: 271/500

I boost the mice's attack damage! EAT IT ALIVE! CheeseBloodSpilled = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = CheeseBloodSpilled
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The mice were already very powerful, the boost didn't have much effect.

Sunny Cheese: 267/500

I attempt to transform the cheese into a sun by putting it into a laser fusion research facility test chamber. LaserFusion = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = LaserFusion
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You transformed it in a big, and extremely strong sun! it's losing LOTS of energy!

Sunny Cheese: 249/500

I try to explode the cheese! SUPERNOOOOOOOOOVA = 12 !

DICE RESULTS
12 = SUPERNOOOOOOOOOVA
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