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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese could ignore most of it :\

Halloween Cheese: 361/500

I punch the cheese! ImVeryWeakLol = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = ImVeryWeakLol
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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You held your cheesy promise.

Halloween Cheese: 354/500

I turn part of the cheese into plastic! ArtificialCheeses = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = ArtificialCheeses
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is somewhat saddened at the loss of some it's parts.

Halloween Cheese: 340/500

I perform surgery on the cheese. BotchedSurgery = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = BotchedSurgery
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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When the cheese sees what you have done to its face, it let's out an anguished scream.

Halloween Cheese: 325/500

I forgo the catastrophic inaccuracy of medieval siege weapons and fire a Big Bertha howitzer at the cheese. DawnOfANewEra = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = DawnOfANewEra
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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Well, you don't seem to be so fond of new weapons either....

Halloween Cheese 320/500

I fire at the cheese with a 9mm pistol.PewPew = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = PewPew
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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You hit a vital part of the cheese!

Halloween Cheese: 305/500

I refuse to believe that artillery is so ineffective -.- I still have an old bombard left, I shoot it at the cheese. LastChance = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = LastChance
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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After so many failures, you finally succeed in blowing a chunk of the cheese off.

Halloween Cheese: 285/500

I throw slimes onto the cheese to eat it. Slimy = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Slimy
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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They slide inside the cheese, eating many vital cheese-organs.

Halloween Cheese: 266/500

I throw pumpkin spice on the cheese so everyone wants to eat it. StarbucksAmirite = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = StarbucksAmirite
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The pumpkin spice didn't go well with the candy

Halloween Cheese: 265/500

I throw the cheese from a mountain in the Swiss alps! SwitzerlandRocks = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = SwitzerlandRocks
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese plummets a little way before being stopped by the avalanche barriers.

Halloween Cheese: 259/500

I place a herd of Chamois near the blocked cheese so they may eat it. Nom = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Nom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! they are making the cheese a lot weaker! YAY!

Halloween Cheese: 242/500

I make the cheese panic! YouWillDieHere = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = YouWillDieHere
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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It soon realized it was immortal due to its candyness.

Halloween Cheese 236/500

I feed the cheese Spätzle for the first time. YumThoseAreTasty = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = YumThoseAreTasty
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese liked it

Halloween Cheese: 232/500

I make the cheese eat lots of candy, then, I told him that he is eating what he is made from, EvenThroughWeEatMeat = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = EvenThroughWeEatMeat
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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The cheese was horrified at first, but then realised it was a cannibal.

Halloween Cheese 226/500

The cheese then realised the candy was EXPLOSIVE TastyTNT = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = TastyTNT
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The explosive candy blows off quite a chunk of the cheese.

Halloween Cheese: 211/500

I invite/force the cheese to play a deadly game. Jigsaw = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Jigsaw
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