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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

I'mma roll for you Goodforbusiness = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Goodforbusiness
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

The cheese was overshadowed by the greatness of the AssembledMirrorCheese.

AssembledMirrorCheese = 69/100

I release steam on the cheese to make it not mirror anymore. SteamedMirror = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = SteamedMirror
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

If was mildly annoyed by the steam.

AssembledMirrorCheese 60/100

I rip a part of the cheese off, turn it into a bomb before throwing it back to the cheese. KillerQueen = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = KillerQueen
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

Sadly it was only one of his cheesy hair.

AssembledMirrorCheese 48/100

I sing some sad songs to the cheese. OhNoIMadeHimCry = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = OhNoIMadeHimCry
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

I was ninja'd, so I couldn't think of something to say for this one.

Assembled Mirror Cheese: 35/100

I try a HammerAttack = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = HammerAttack
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

Your hammer gets stuck but now it has a headache.

Assembled Mirror Cheese 39/500

I tell your penguins to ExplodeRandomly = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = ExplodeRandomly
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Penguins? what penguins? they did their jobs good just like a creeper would!

Assembled Mirror Cheese: 25/100

I tell a creeper to explode near the cheese! Boom = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Boom
nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

Steve comes in and stabs the cheese along with the creeper

Assembled Mirror Cheese 13/100

I smash the cheeses mirror
Deadlykill = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Deadlykill
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You only scratched it, but the cheese is in bad shape!

Assembled Mirror Cheese: 10/100

I attack with an ULTRA HAMMER! UltraHammer = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = UltraHammer
nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

its slightly shattered

Assembled Mirror Cheese: 2/100

I smash it with a giant penguin!

Deathtodacheese = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Deathtodacheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

nousername757 killed the cheese...

Assembled Mirror Cheese: -4/100

I create the COME ON Cheese! COMEON = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = COMEON
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Armorplayer creates the COME ON Cheese.

COME ON Cheese: 10/10

Please let this be a quick kill. QuickAttack = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = QuickAttack
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Not quick enough.

COME ON Cheese: 3/10

I throw the cheese at a passing UFO. ThrowIt = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ThrowIt
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You did 10% of the expected damage!

COME ON Cheese: 1/10

I kick the cheese into the goal! GermanySevenBrazilOne = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = GermanySevenBrazilOne
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You finish off the cheese.

COME ON Cheese: -2/10

I draw a magic circle on the ground and summon the HalloweenCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = HalloweenCheese
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