Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:
1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.
I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.
As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.
When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.
For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10 Main: Knight's Sword Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30 Head: Knight's Helmet Torso: Knight's Body Armor Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
For default Mods
Hands: 10d10 Main: Banhammer Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60 Head: Torso: Mod Cape (neck) Legs:
ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows: Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH) Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH) Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll. Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH) Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH) Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH) Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person. Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed. Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment. ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.
Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.
Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.
Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.
Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
_____ Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three
OOC: Jeez, mass-produced Matt, have a little memory, I was dragging R2 around when he was bleeding to death and immobile. Also instead of chatting up the trees, having some backup hitters would be nice, seeing as we can come back from the dead.
EDIT: Also, R2, I figured out why we're not always doing extra damage. That's the passive of the manacles.
Inactive
(?? / ?? / ?? blk2860)
(09 / 07 / 06 Loop_Stratos - by the arch (outside))
(09 / 13 / 10 Patrick2011 - by the arch (outside))
INVENTORY
flash powder x3
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
LOCATIONS
danwar123 - by the portal (inside)
Darkfire45 - by the portal (outside)
JACKinbigletters - by the portal (inside)
MattEmAngel - up a hill
R2D21999 - by the portal (inside)
red303 - limbo
StormWalker - by the portal (inside)
Talonwood - up the arch (outside)
Name: JACKinbigletters. Age: N/A Background: (I don't think I've been here long enough to have a persona created around me... Unless I don't know about it...) ----- Hands: Main: Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (Because of maths!) Off: Redactive Shield - +8 Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0) ----- Base stats: KEY: 17 MET: 10 TIC: 11
Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti and Meatballs
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Wicked Ninja Blade (3d4+2)
Off: Redactive Shield (+8) + Manacles
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Armor
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
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Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12
Matt, you can't come back until you find the glasses for us again :| But do it quickly. We're not damaging Herikoronos at all and will need the extra attack.
Charge into battle with ferocity of neutered lion! 3d4=8 + 2 1d20=6
edit: And while charging, I take a nice good look at Hekarithogmaos. Maybe the melon-hat or the thingamabuble can debuff him or something similar.
Name: JACKinbigletters. Age: N/A Background: (I don't think I've been here long enough to have a persona created around me... Unless I don't know about it...) ----- Hands: Main: Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (Because of maths!) Off: Redactive Shield - +8 Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0) ----- Base stats: KEY: 17 MET: 10 TIC: 11
"Why do you attack us?" I shout while singing at it with my sword, 3d4=6
JACKinbigletters shouts "ABLO GI DABLO!" at Hekatonarithmos while attacking. Hekatonarithmos is hit. (38053 -229 HP)
Hekatonarithmos response "HADASVOO DESCO". JACKinbigletters hears "QUIET IN THE LIBRARY!"
Hekatonarithmos charges its attack against R2D21999. 1d20=6
MattEmAngel heads back to the path and starts yelling for other people.
Darkfire45 enters the only hallway there is on the left side.
(OOC: StormWalker's attack will register after R2D21999 posts or more than 24 hrs has passed since my previous post, whichever comes sooner.)
BATTLE ORDER
Hekatonarithmos, Centurion of Zeros (38053 -229 HP) [34/100]
R2D21999 (9 HP) / StormWalker
JACKinbigletters
Name: JACKinbigletters. Age: N/A Background: (I don't think I've been here long enough to have a persona created around me... Unless I don't know about it...) ----- Hands: Main: Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (Because of maths!) Off: Redactive Shield - +8 Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0) ----- Base stats: KEY: 17 MET: 10 TIC: 11
"If we promise to be quite will you stop attacking us?" I ask raising my shield.
Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti and Meatballs
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Wicked Ninja Blade (3d4+2)
Off: Redactive Shield (+8) + Manacles
---
Armor
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
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Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12
I pause in my attack to see what ends up happening with JACK and Herikaronos. And also quietly smack myself in the face for not having thought of this earlier.
"Hey, Jack, maybe if you asked it for a key or a trinket of some sort, we could figure out how to move on," I say. Quietly.