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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Scribe

Can I order beer here?

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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Good, but I stole the vault, I couldn't open it so I took it to my house... if you want it back, I can give you the vault back

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You sure you have the right Vault? I believe the one you stole contained an Eldritch Horror.

*finishes repairs on WoM*

Anyway, button reactivated. Feel free to spin it.

FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Duke

You sure you have the right Vault? I believe the one you stole contained an Eldritch Horror.
*gasp* You mean ...?
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Marquis

Stop taking my loot

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Nobody's pressing it? Fine. I'll press it myself.

*hits button and wheel begins spinning before landing on a chest with teeth*

Does anyone know what this icon is? I don't exactly recall inserting this icon at all.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You sure you have the right Vault?

yes, well, I'll give the vault back... *gives Chryos the empty vault*
I told you I'd give THE VAULT back, but I didn't say anything about the gold in it

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Huh, well enjoy your fake gold. The real gold is still in the Vault. Allow me to demonstrate.

*uses key to open vault but the vault turns out to be a mimic*

Hey! You still have the real vault don't you?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

of course I... hey... wait... IT'S GONE! SOMEONE ROBBED ME! D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
we have to get it back! who could steal it that way?

Chryosten
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No need. I was the one who stole it. Although it's not technically stealing since our was technically mine in the first place.

*deposits gold into vault mimic*

Swarmlord2
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Marquis

Where are my gold coins? The forums stole them from me.

Doombreed
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So, when y'all done with the Wheel of Misfortune, you may have a drink. It's all on me!

Chryos...please pour all these gentlemen here anything they'd like. Yes I know you always do that, but now it's different...just...Just, Hey, I feel like I am taking part in this that way, OK!? xD

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

So, I want the most crazy drink you have there, I want it very cold, please

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Alright, one Frozen Explosion and a Insanity Milkshake coming up.

*creates drinks and passes them to Doom and ap respectively*

As for your gold coins, I may or may not have given them to this mimic.

Swarmlord2
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Marquis

Can I please have some liquid bio-mass?

Doombreed
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*mixes Insanity Milkshake with Frozen explosion just for the giggles and passes it to ap*

I am sure this drink fits your specifications. Try it out, if you please

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