Forums → The Tavern → So this is the tavern...

Not really, apart from the forum renovations (I forget if you knew that already) nothing much has changed.

*continues beating up the monsters*

Well, I've paid their money back, and I used the rest to bribe them... *starts attacking the monsters*

*moves towards dimension crack and tosses lantern into crack*

Soul Explosion! *massive flash appears in crack followed by a loud explosion sound*

*steals power from the souls* AHHHHHHH! YEEEEEES! AWESOME! POWEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

*wheels out BIG shop vac that swallows up everything; demon blood, vomit, broken glass, ghoul limbs, drinks, chairs, unfortunate patrons*

*takes out the lantern and the crack seals itself*

Dimension crack sealed. Now whatever happened to the souls in my lantern? I'm pretty sure that I made sure that they couldn't escape.

I have taken the souls, I'll let them grow, I can give you 10% more souls than what you had next week, half of them go to you and half go to me

I can give you 10% more souls than what you had next week

But that's not possible, thus making this a flawed business plan

half of them go to you and half go to me

Now, here is another evident flaw of this plan. You should obviously keep half of them and split the other half evenly

You know I can forcibly rip out your soul right now right? I won't mention how I'll do it because that's stupid and you'll just come up with a counter to stop me if I told you my methods.

I'll give you 20% of the souls if you tell me how you're going to forcibly take them for me

But that's not possible, thus making this a flawed business plan

*gives Chryos 20% of the souls back*
*gives 40% of them to Doom*

I feel ripped off. Guess what? This won't end well for you.

*stabs ap with Soul Gauntlet*

Don't bother escaping or resisting. I've nullified your powers so you can't hurt me whilst I take ap my souls back along with your own.

what? I have no soul at all!
but Doom has 40% of your souls! won't you do anything about it?

I never even asked for souls, so feel free to take them *gives souls to Chryos*

Though you'll find that there are no daemon souls there. When daemons die in the mortal realm, they only return to the Warp. So they cannot be killed, only temporarily banished.

You never asked for souls, but I knew you wanted some of them

well, I'll grind some souls another day

*removes gauntlet from ap and sucks all souls into lantern*

Well, I took away any souls you kept for yourself. And I'm sure deamons have souls, otherwise how else would they exist?