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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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armorplayergc
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I don't know... Doom?

Doombreed
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Nor did I say they don't (though technically speaking, they really don't. Daemons are only portions of their patron god's energy. They are part of the said gods and mere extensions of their gods' wills) I only said that they cannot die, for their soul to be extracted.

armorplayergc
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well... but why would I want to kill one? the Daemons and Shadows are allies since a few years ago

Chryosten
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So I made a drink out of souls. It's rather chilly and requires a lid to prevent the souls from escaping. Anyone want to try it out?

*places a few drinks on the table*

Doombreed
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So, if a lid is required, how do you drink this thing? I would say a straw but the souls can escape from the opening can they not? And I can't be bothered to keep it closed with my finger every time I am not drinking...

Chryosten
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As long as the hole isn't too big, they can't escape. Also, I've made the souls themselves inert via a special form of chilling before turning it into a drink. The lid not only makes them unable to escape, but it makes sure that the drink doesn't get warm so that they can escape.

Doombreed
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Oh well...someone else better go first, this exceeds even your special drinks I am not trying it without some sort of assurance that I will be unharmed XD

armorplayergc
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drink of souls?!

I MUST try it! I want to drink it! YAY!

Chryosten
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There's one on the bar table right there. Pick one up, drink it and tell me how you feel afterwards.

Side note: I am not responsible for any injuries or death that may occur.

armorplayergc
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*drinks the drink*

it is... awesome!

*drinks more*

it tastes cold and good

*drinks*

YAY!

*drinks everything*

it makes me feel awesome!

Doombreed
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hmm...sounds good

*drinks one sip*

odd...It is cold, but...warming...the sensation is weird at best.

*accidently shatters glass*

Whoah...it apparently amplifies the user too. Didn't know soul drinking was a thing!

At any rate, let's not push it...drinking too much of this thing is bound to incapacitate or even cause serious damage to someone...I mean, ap downed a glass in 3 seconds. We shall be seeing the side effects soon.

*takes another small sip*

armorplayergc
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side effects? what are you saying? I feel good *starts drinking another glass*
*starts screaming*
AHHHHH!
*becomes weaker*
*an evil copy of myself is created, stronger and dangerous*
Copy of armorplayergc: hahahaha! time to destroy this world! *flies very quickly through the window*

what was that?

Doombreed
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Oh great...you see, souls are a powerful thing! One cannot abuse them without serious consequences, they weren't even meant for consumption.

Now we've got trouble in our hands again...how do we know which ap is which? What if the evil clone is this one and the real ap is the one who fled?

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easy way to find out. stab him. if he is a soul version, he disentigrates. if not, i can always respawn him. *Stabs ArmorPlayergc*

armorplayergc
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*dodges the stab*

there's no need for it, the evil one has a sinister red aura arround him

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