We need a strategy! we all have to combine our defense skills when the dragon will attack, and we all have to attack together! *cleans some blood from the body*
*pops out of nowhere* Hello! i have returned from the horrid land of real life! Oh! dragon! dragon hearts are very useful! *proceeds to cut out the dragons heart* there we go! Oh! liver! (etc.)
That didn't work, the dragon's psychic attack hit you and created illusions! everyone prepare to attack! PREPARE!... READY!!... *tries to attack with shadow sword*
That never works. Fishpops just makes them angrier.
Yeah, well I haven't detonated them yet. That's what this triggerfish is for, you see.
*pushes fin on back of fish*
*swallowed fishpops flash-freeze the dragon's throats*
*A shaggy disheveled bushy bearded hermit enters the tavern*
*An aura of noxious chemicals and smells encompass the area around him*
Seeing a dragon he pulls out a puffy looking white mushroom from his bag and tosses it at the beast it lands on one of the legs of the dragon and quickly grows in size
Endothermic Marsh Shroom: Will absorb heat from hot sources and expand in size relative to the source, it also secretes a glue like substance and is quite supple, similar to a marshmallow. Its non toxic and edible but best served chilled for putting high heat to it will cause problems.
this is the exact reason i keep my pinpoint accuracy orbital P.I.E. Laser Cannon, Codenamed the Doom Cell, in the wings. *four lasers appear around the ground around the dragon, and start circling towards it* T-Minus 30 seconds till Plasma Ionization Energy Laser is targeted and ready.
aaaaaaaand... boom. *A ear-drum shatteringly loud noise comes down from the heavens, and a massive yellow laser smashes through everything in it's way, effectively decimating the dragon and it's barrier and burying it about a mile underground.*
well then... that escalated quickly. oh look! the dungeon treasure room! go nuts.
