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*freezes the water, breaks the ice and throws the shards in the hydra*

Be quick or be dead! (or resist (or dodge the attack (or hope me to run out of MP (or be lucky (or revive yourself)))))

*shakes water and ice chips from fur*
Okay, obviously the djinn didn't know how to spell, but I can work with this.

*wrangles the fist to the ground with some rope and pounces on it*
Now, what do hands eat?

I'm pretty sure hands eat bears. So either feed yourself to it or get off it to avoid being eaten.

*summons a large burning claymore in the air to block the water and ice shards*

Maybe, but I'll try this hand lotion first. *flings bottle at hydra, splattering it with lotion*

oh, did something happen? OK then... *Pulls out P-17 Tornado blast rotary cannon* i love my pocket dimension *fires the P-17, firing about 150 projectiles in a tornado like pattern, obliterating 2 of the heads*

*heads regrow after etg blows them up*

You are an idiot for not checking up on your monster encyclopaedia. Hydras will always regrow their heads after destroying them.

You are an idiot for not checking up on your monster encyclopaedia. Hydras will always regrow their heads after destroying them.

Yeah, that is not exactly true. Hydras will grow 2 heads every time 1 is destroyed, they don't just regrow them. Guess you didn't check up the monster encyclopedia either huh?

*Hydra grows 2 more heads*

*rips out all the 4 heads at once*

it's a good strategy, more heads = more headshots

*Hydra grows 8 heads*

Yeah sure...good strategy but dangerous. Now it's got more ways to attack us.

*Heads start firing lightning, fire and ice beams to every one*

*each head prepares a different attack of different types: ice, fire, lightning, poison, dark, holy, air and psychic*

This is going to... obliterate us... do whatever you can...

*all the 8 heads attack at once, targetting everyone*

*slashes at the monster's collar while the giant hand gets tangled up in heads*
Well, you can handle the dark blast, I have psychic immunity, and ... what exactly is a holy attack good for?

*Dragon reappears to aid hydra*

You guys fight thy hydra, I’ll hold the dragon off! *draws sword and charges dragon, then vanishes mysteriously*

Well great. The hydra summons a dragon to aid it. This is not going to end well.

Tell that to ap...he made the hydra spawn more heads by attacking them deliberately. The funny thing is that I am considered the agent of chaos, even after all this...

I still need to use this giant burning claymore that I have hovering in the air in front of me.

*uses it to slice a hydra's head whilst cauterising it's wound at the same time*