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A Nagra is a different creature from dimension 212, AKA the Eragon Series. if anyone has read that OR has the ability to look it up, do so.

I did look it up. The link just got messed up.
A Nagra is a recording machine. You shouldn't eat it.

A Nagra is a recording machine. You shouldn't eat it.

*suddenly, the ground starts shaking*

A Nagra is a recording machine. You shouldn't eat it.

BUT I WANT TO EAT IT!
it seems to have a good taste, and also, if it's a recording machine, I could improve my memory and study better for tests at school!

hey! can you serve me a Nagra?

*You hear the sounds of many feet pounding on the ground nearby*

*a sudden crackling explosion rips through the air, followed by a blindingly bright flash*
*everyone who ate the hydra sprouts three extra heads on long serpentine necks*
Head 2: Uh-
*hundreds of confused hydra-rats swarm up from the cellar*
Head 3: Oh.

*scratches head 1*
Head 1: ... Something tells me this has something to do with that microwave.

Whoah...I am lucky I didn't get served Hydra meat when I asked for it. O_O

We should have seen it coming...a beast with such regenerating and mutating capabilities was bound to cause trouble when cooked in a microwave oven. Chryos, punish the slav- I mean the chefs. Or whoever made this meal. Stuff them in the meat and cook it in the microwave oven. This ought to be fun! xD

Head 4: I told- er, he ... we [indicating self] already told you, the rats borrowed the microwave to cook their share of the meat.

*looks at everyone that obviously ate Hydra meat, then looks into his half-empty tankard* Geez, this is strong stuff o.0

oh no! where is my Nagra? I want to eat the recording machine!

Head 2: I think I know what happened here, but just to be sure ...
*disappears into cellar and returns with microwave and some nagra-creature meat*
Head 1: Who's up for a little experiment involving pork-
Head 2: -and a moderate to high probability of developing tusks, hooves, and/or short bristly hair?
Head 4: Temporarily, of course.

Wait. They've been using the microwave to cook the meat? I need to have a chat with the chefs.

*heads off into the kitchen*

*shouts and explosions can be heard along with objects flying out of the kitchen*

*goes to the kitchen*

oh! here's my Nagra!

*eats the Nagra*

wait, I've eaten a recording machine, it makes my memory better, doesn't it?
*falls in the floor*
oh! i guess this is not how memory works, you should have told me about this...

*Looks at everyone after returning* dot. dot. dot. don't wanna know.