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*looks at watch* ... 58... 59... 60. Done!

*opens sarcophagus, extracts shafaet from it and puts him on a chair*

You may still feel a little nauseous for a while, but at least you are not being eaten alive anymore. Now I'm off to test the N agent against my Hydra cell cultures. Toodles!

*goes to lab through spacetime portal*

Ahh... what?

aren't you the evil guy? so, who's it?

Have you ever played the party game Mafia before?

Well, this situation is similar. *walks to the other side of the bar for a drink*

*feeds some nagra meat to a hydra-rat and puts the rest into microwave*
Head 4: Now, if my suspicion is correct ...
*whummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-ting*
*hydra-rat turns into hydra-pig-rat*
Head 1: ... whoever eats the same thing this microwave cooks gains the attributes of what they just ate.
Head 3: *taps chin* Hm. I wonder if that includes the elemental powers.

Huh. Seems like my analysis was wrong. Nevermind then.

*tosses entire research about hydra meat out the window*

Hmmm...This microwave promotes cannibalism apparently.

*Shoves ap in the microwave and starts cooking*

Now, now, some shadow/toxic powers will be fun for starters...

I'm pretty sure it only works on dead creatures. So stop trying to cook ap.

*stops microwave and drags ap out*

AP is slightly dead. He also inedible so lets not eat him anyway.

You are aware that the fact that he's inedible isn't going to stop Doom from cooking him right? He'll do anything to try obtain ultimate power.

*returns with four bottles of beer*

Drinks for everyone! *hands each a beer*

*pops back* So I managed to refine the necrotizing agent; it is now sufficiently strong to counteract a Hydra's regenerative abilities (in vitro tests only). I am unsure whether it is actually any better than to simply cauterize the wounds, though... eh. *grabs a tankard and drinks*

Why not get this balefire gun? (look down a little). I was looking for something to cauterize and this is perfect.

*Wakes up from his nightmare* Ah! I feel a lot better now! Now I think I've fully turned into a humanoid with no sign of disease, *Grabs a bottle of bear* Let's celebrate this moment shall we?

*takes out a hollowed out skull with some punch in it*

Anyone want to try this tropical punch? It Might not be summer, but it doesn't help to try right?

Cheers! To Armoria! *clicks tankard with others and you see me take a sip*