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Things are going to peaceful in Tavern, we need some twist now

*immediately, everyone who drank anything after my post before my last one falls unconscious, and i faked taking a sip*

Hahaha... *draws mysterious runic longsword and attempts to stab chyrosten, keeping my guard up at the same time*

I am at 3000 posts now! This is the time to act!

i drank some green goop, which i made sure to purify first. HA! *Pulls out of Nowhere a H.L.C. [Heavy Laser Cannon] and starts firing at @danwar123 with ferocious speed*

*blocks with strange runic shield*

Bad idea, mate. *charges forward*

Edit: I accidentally reported my own comment. Wow.

Even worse one on your part. *all the shots i seemingly missed come around and start shooting @danwar123 (see what i did there?)*

*Inhumman evasive manouvers let me dodge untill I close the distance between us*

Danwar123: 50/50 HP

etg2002: 50/50 HP

Attack with a d20.
*slashes at @etg2002 Slash = 1*

*avoids attack*

What a horrible idea. I didn't even drink your beer.

*tosses skull at danwar*

(You wouldv'e been knocked out anyway, think of an invisible powder flying off my body and into everyone's drinks)

(I counter your claim by telling you that I never actually drank anything. Whilst there was punch near me, I never actually drank it. I was merely offering it to anyone who'd take up on my offer.)

*Head 1 spits entangling vines at danwar, slowing him down*
*invisible powder causes Head 2 to sneeze, shooting out plastic forks and spoons which bounce harmlessly off danwar*
*Head 3 charges some kind of energy field*
*Head 4 charges an EMP attack*

Head 1 is confused.
Head 2 doesn't exist

Just accept this as a part of life. Fights erupt every day and weird stuff happens.

*gives Swarm some orange juice*

Want one?

YAY!!! OJ

*turns attention to heads*
*runic sword turns red and lights ablaze*
*cuts through vines and then all four heads off, cauterizing them with my flaming sword*
One down, many more to go.

*opens a portal beneath danwar and drops him into another dimension*

Hopefully that should stall danwar for quite a while.