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(sorry about the fact i did not reply to you @danwar123 i only post in between a certain time and another. aka i live in EST so you post when i can't.) *Puts away gun and pulls out sword, flamethrowering you in it's Fiendfyre enshrouded blade. FiendFyre = 17

etg2002: 49/50

@Danwar123 50/50

Oh, I'm back here, did I miss anything important?

I'm not even sure, I miss quite a lot too.

Want to have a drink with me, @armorplayergc? I could use one.

Well... alright, I want the strongest drink of the tavern

*opens a portal beneath danwar and drops him into another dimension*

Danwar: 43/50

@etg2002 : 49/50

WOW! A FIGHT! *starts drinking* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
*gets dizzy because of the drink*

Your health is 33/50 @danwar123 . Etg rolled a 17 on you

I easily dodge the charge, but not before getting minorly injured.

etg2002: 42/50

@Danwar123 : 33/50

i retaliate by beginning to target my orbital laser (1 turn charge, 5 D10s, cannot attack while charging or on turn of attack.)

Hello "Armorians", welcome back to "The Tavern Fights", today, we are having etg2002 VS Danwar123, I am armorplayergc, Doombreed is the referee, people are making their bets, now, there are 19,732$ in the pool, and 298,746 people watching it...

Well, great. danwar just straight up walks over the portal I made.

*drinks some beer in annoyance*

*wakes up from danwar-induced coma* Huh. First I start seeing multiple heads, now I straight out passed out? That drink is definitely something!

*gets another tankard and joins the cheers over the fight*

*strangely, the headless remains appear remarkably similar to a jute cloth bag stuffed with blood oranges; four damaged bag-like objects lie on the floor nearby, each bearing a crudely-drawn °ᴥ° face on the front*
*closer inspection also reveals a few dead hydra-rats who were caught in the attack*
*hydra-pig-rat is closest and attempts to gore danwar in retaliation*

Flaming HPR gore attack Crackle = 2
Roll 1d20 with >12 to dodge or block.
Razor-edged HPR gore attack Slice = 4
Roll 1d20 with >6 to dodge or block.
Acid-shooting HPR gore attack Splort = 6
Roll 1d20 with 16 to dodge or >16 to block.
Screeching HPR gore attack [roll 1d4 Eeek!]

*remaining hydra-rats ready themselves to attack danwar if provoked*

Rerolling Eeek = 1

@armorplayergc This is an interesting fight. Do you have a preference?

My money is on Fish.

Cheers to this fight, which is giving me interesting ideas about new FGs.