*shoves Doombreed out of the way and gets alt-Doombreed's attention*
It's nothing, we tend to get weird folk around here and might get a bit suspicious, that's all. Also I think ap might simply be partially corrupted and occasionally dreams about being abducted to strange dimensions by evil shadows. It will pass. Nothing to worry about
As for a gas station, I remember there being one over that hill there *points out of the window* If you don't mind me asking, though, why do you seek one?
Alt Doom: Well, it's nothing. Some machinery there has broken down, including a dimensional stabilizer so I am afraid that we may land in another dimension if we don't fix it soon. Unfortunately, the technology behind it was built by our heavily emotional alchemist who insists on purchasing things legally... So, it is not very energy-efficient and runs on fuel.
Well I best get on with it. I don't want any accident to occur. Thanks for the help!
*wakes up* *breaths* *deep breath* they... are... coming... *everything gets darker* *starts talking unknown languages* *a sinister light appears* OH NO... TOO LATE! *The Tavern gets teleported away* oh no... we are here... I am here again... I remember this place... I have never been here... no one who came here survived... we can't escape... not yet
BASTIONS! DOWN!
*several portals appear in the sky, showing a strange factory like place, and several towers drop out of the portal, creating a perimeter wall and activating energy shields* *Starts shouting furiously into a headset that pops out of nowhere, and you hear the following* "I want all Arcframe teams on our location NOW! *looks into strange device* we are at Tran-coordinates -1922, X 576, Y 506750, Z 270. get those teams down here NOW and setup and Arcframe port. i want us back at -12 5 minutes ago. priority 1-1. now GO ALREADY!!!
Fish you really need to relieve yourself from the extra heads. Any progress on that front?
Head 1: I've been thinking about it, but they're just so useful.
*pulls two pewter forks from Head 2's nose and begins feeding herring to each head in turn*
Head 2: See?
Head 4: Of course, I suppose I could override the hydra component-
Head 3: But that would mean one of me has to lose a tooth-
Head 1: Which I'm not very keen on either.
how do you disable it? you can't... we are in another dimension, Chryos, but we can reach the Stronghold of the Eternal Darkness, and defeat him... this will unlock a portal back to dimension -12... but be careful, there are enemies everywhere, we may die of cold, we can't teleport, and we have to hurry or the evil of this place will consume us... we get weaker and weaker, good thing I can remember the path... but I've never been here
Alt Doom: Now hang on! Call me crazy but all that talk about dimensions and bastions was a weird coincidence wasn't it? It may be nothing, but I am not absolutely sure...
*Snaps fingers*
Of course! My alt is benevolent and kind as an Angel Prince, which makes him less likely to believe the worst about people! That's why he seems so thick!
*Alt Doom looks suspiciously*
I meean...um--yeah...I-I-I was just...talking to myself. Yeeah. That's what I was doing. About an... acquaintance of mine. Yes.
Alt Chryos: Doom, shouldn't it be time for you to get back? I doubt the others would be able to stay still since you've left. In fact I think they're already plotting an invasion of this country in order to spread their twisted word of God.
Besides, your pacifying aura is the only thing that can keep everyone in line. So hurry along now.
*Alt Chryos moves Alt Doom out*
Oh and alt Chryos, I do hope your friend would be alright after taking that nullification potion.
I'm back! What happened? I was busy psychically controlling a Lictor strike team to investigate the alt tavern. Who wants to know what's happening over there?
Uh no. I don't have a dimension stabilizer installed because it'll be pretty pointless. Besides, all dimensions are usually stable. It's just that our fighting earlier cause dimensional instability which caused things from other dimensions to appear in this dimension and vice versa.
