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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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HahiHa
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Void creatures? We had an invasion of those a little while ago, when a primal void deity attacked the Tavern. We decimated most of them, so I don't think they'll be a danger any time soon.

Good call on that robot, Chryos. If it works, we can finally get drinks without any side effects! Bartender, a mojito please!

*robot mixes a mojito and passes it over*

Ah, the refreshing taste of predictability. ^^

Chryosten
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I dunno. I added in some of my recipes inside as a test to see if it'll make it.

HahiHa
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Aw, c'mon -.- Well, the mojito is a standard recipe so there should be no Chryotic shenanigans going on.

Right?
*remains still, observing anxiously*

Whew. It's safe!

armorplayergc
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oh yeah, I still remember when we defeated waS some time ago, I guess my visions about the Void creatures are pretty normal maybe? I mean, Shadow and Void are very close to each other... too close actually...

Chryosten
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None of my concern anyway. Void creatures are quite annoying to deal with anyway.

*begins installing more recipes into the bartender robot*

Hopefully, that should be it. I took out my own recipes since it's impossible for the robot to replicate them and replaced them with ****tails recipes. So feel free to proceed with your normal orders.

HahiHa
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Hmmm...

*looks around, then takes a sip of ale*

The tavern has been awfully quiet these last two weeks. Not a single brawl, not even a shady figure in the corner.

armorplayergc
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I think this place is too peaceful, let's start a Tavern fight, shall we? *drinks wine and hits a random person*

ezplon
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*Enters the Tavern*
*Looks around*

"Seems crowded ... huh"

/Bartender approaches/ "Good evening" /

"A Pint of yer finest , please."

Chryosten
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*passes an ale to ezpon*

Here's your order. Although I question how ale can be fine. Now excuse me whilst I deal with this patron.

*takes out a hunting rifle and shoots ap but misses*

HahiHa
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A brawl! *picks up bar stool and throws it at another random person*

mamibo
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*Gets stool in his face*
*Tiny pause*
*WARCRY*
*starts punching and kicking random people*
*takes a sleeping alcoholic and throws him out of a window*

Chryosten
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*slams the end of hunting rifle on HahiHa's head*

Say goodnight. No who's ne-

*gets punched and kicked repeatedly by mamibo*

mamibo
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*Leaves Cryos alone after half a minute, but takes the rifle away from him*
*Shoots the ceiling without aiming*
*Chandelier falls, setting armorplayergc on fire*
*Utters another warcry, but has a bottle broken against his head and collapses*

ezplon
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*takes a gulp of ale*
*Sees that a lot of people are out of conscious*
*Engages in the brawl by throwing an empty mug on a random person nearby followed by a swift punch hurting his knuckle*

HahiHa
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*stands up again*

Ugh, my head. What happe- woah!
*barely escapes being hit by ezplon's mug*

Hey! Watch ou- oof!
*gets punched in the stomach*

Solid hit. Now how do you like that?!
*overthrows a table and everything on it in ezplon's direction, scattering the patrons which were sitting at it*

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