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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Freakenstein
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Oi! @Freakenstein! OI!! FRANK! Com'ere! *waves*
Wanna play another round of our "Mod's Drink Or Die" game?
*slams dagger into the table top*

Why do I not remember how to play

MrDayCee
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You know I can't explain the rules in public man... then everyone would know about it! Aaa'ight?!

Here... *pats on table*

Buckle up and down 'em! *downs shot glass*

That's one! *carves table top*

You're up!

UnleashedUponMankind
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Why do I not remember how to play

Simple: because of (way too much) alcohol!...

Doombreed
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- Missing in Action - The musical
- Die Hard - The musical

and, for the more sophisticated people something different:

- Terminator - The opera

Forget them. Forget them ASAP. Have a cold shower, take pills, I don't know but these will become nightmares, should they be left unchecked!

apldeap123
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Have a cold shower, take pills, I don't know but these will become nightmares, should they be left unchecked!

I dunno, Doom. Maybe alcohol would be more suited in this situation. I call for Cabernet Sauvignon to save the day!

FishPreferred
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I had to forget the last two hours... maybe my wife and me had a clown for dinner, because after a TV-ad about musicals [...]
I don't know if we have any more memory-wipers. We have plenty of canned clowns, though.
Gogotank
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Last time someone ordered an 'all-in-one' they had to carry him out to the bone fields after he rampaged throughout the bar upside down... I remember how his face changed color for every mood he was in! Heheh... Still want that drink @Gogotank?

O_O... Well... *runs out of the tavern screaming*

Chryosten
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Relax, I made sure to iron out the kinks in that drink. It's double the amount in order to balance it out. Hopefully.

MrDayCee
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@Darkfire45 Well... we won't know if it still has those side effects untill we try it... it's been, what... 3 years since that last incident when someone drank an all-in-one? Hmmm...

*snatches @Gogotank while he runs past for the door*

Haaaannnggg on there buddy...

*places him on bar stool*

Why don't you guinea pig... errr... I mean, pioneer for us and taste that drink?
Nothing's gonna happen...
*pats him on the back*
I hope...

Gogotank
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I realised that YOU WANT TO KILL ME! *attempts to escape once more*

MrDayCee
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It's even better when we have two testers indeed!

*grabs @Gogotank and @ScrewTheLag and places them on bar stools*

Now... who wants to go first? Or better yet, both?

Chryosten
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*places two all-in-one on the bar table*

Drinks are ready DayCee!

Doombreed
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I have arrived to help with the testing... you need the opinion of an expert drinker as well. So since I am nowhere near that, I will be monitoring and you @MrDayCee will be drinking with the other two! Sounds fun I reckon

So, I suggest one of you drink it slowly and for hours and the other one drink it fast to see the effects of massive quick consumption!

Now who will drink it fast and who slowly? let's see... How about a coin flip?

@Gogotank or @ScrewTheLag pick a side. Heads or Tails?

Gogotank
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I pick tails and choose to drink it fast, @Doombreed.

Doombreed
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Alright here goes. If it's tails, you drink it fast. If it's heads, you drink it slowly (you are a risk taker though )

Coin Flip = Tails

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Coin Flip
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