Can I order beer here?
Yeah I literally hate all of you
Woah, thanks Chryosten! (I miss your old name though...) So, what is going on?
what is this thread...
There's no gaffer tape!? We're doomed! *Throws self over bar* Hold on, what's this switch? *Presses switch* *Ominous rumbling noise starts* Uh oh...
please tell me you did not activate the tavern transformer function.
The what now? *Control panel springs from bar* What's happening?
See what you have done. Covered in blue dye! Why do you think the switch behind the bar was hidden this whole time?
Don't worry, there is a way to stop it...I happen to carry with me the most OP item in all of history.
*reveals sonic screwdriver*
Here! Catch!
*Tosses at @09philj *
Right, er... *Points screwdriver at panel and turns it on* *Rumbling intensifies* *The tavern suddenly begins to accelerate upwards* That's not what I meant to do! Oh crumbs...
Wait. What was phil trying to fix again? Anyway, get me a hose. I need to wash the blue dye off Arm_Candy.
Try using the percussive maintenance pipe-wrench behind the bar. If that doesn't work, I can loan you a plastic fork of arbitrary fine-tuning.
*Looks out of window* Might be a bit late for that, Fish. We're cruising at 35,000 feet.
Even the yellow dye too......?
Hmm? I meant for getting the dye off Arm_Candy. What did you think I was talking about?
Stopping the tavern from entering the stratosphere. Which it has done. Thus rendering the dye problem minor in comparison. How do we get it back down?
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