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Thanks...
Now to twist that thing's energy!

*Focuses*

*Suddenly stops*

....mmpphhh...hhhh.......huhuhehahahahah...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

It is mine! It is finally mine!
Sorry...Did I forget to explain again? HAHAH!
Thank you, for so willingly giving this to me! But now, you have outlived your usefulness.
Enjoy facing the wrath of the Elder God!

*Disappears into the Warp*

*Echoing Laugh while everything collapses*

Oh well, I lied about everything. That gem is actually cursed to kill any species that holds it for about 3 hours and is non-removable. It also can't be nullified either so enjoy your early death Doom.

*Dungeon and the boss suddenly begins to warp*

Also, I should mention that this dungeon isn't actually real but it's actually an area illusion. So everything you experienced in that dungeon up to now wasn't real. Well, apart from the gem itself. I just wanted to see if you guys would fall for the bait and die a humorous death.

*dungeon finally reverts back to the tavern itself*

*slowly claps* very well done @Chryosten .

But unfortunately for you, two lies don't make a truth.

You see, you may be wondering...I've left in a hurry, really I had no time for explanations, but the truth is I did all of you a great favor.

I managed to play along with you, navigate a dungeon, grab a dangerous item, force you to drop the illusion and make the Tavern repair itself...oh I am good

At any rate, whether you lied or not about the second part is irrelevant as it is now safely stored in the warp, where time flows totally differently...each second may be whole days in the realspace while weeks there may be just nanoseconds here. Guess I got lucky just for the time I took to store it safely in The Empyrean

So what now Chryos? Our eternal war continues? Regardless of the consequences? You never learn do you?

The gem is a lie?...

*siiighhh*

*knocks out Chryosten and Doombreed and walks over to the bar*

One beer please! I had a rough day!

*randomly explodes*

*Wakes up with a nasty headache*

Ouchhh...what was that for? Hey, take it up with Chryos, he is solely to blame for taking away your dungeon experience and gem...

I saved us all from dying humiliated and forced the Tavern to repair itself back to normal and that's my reward? Seriously? Because "you had a rough day"?

HOW!? WHY? XD

Becau..

*dodges a random piece of Alp_Ehni flying by*

because you stole my gem! *hiss* Nasty demonses tricked us and stole our present, yes they did my precious *sips at mug*

Oh! So you wanted it? well, a shame...you know after all I've done for this place, after being a hero of the day, I deserve it more than you! It is my reward now...

Whether Chryos was lying or not about the killing part is completely irrelevant. A trophy that doesn't try to kill you is no trophy. Not to mention the energy inside that thing. I do think a very old daemon is trapped in it.

So I gave it to the blood god! For the glory of Khorne! He was so pleased! XD

*a piece of Alp_Ehni hits me before landing onto the bar table*

Oh great. I'm going to need a hose to clean this mess up.

*sighs before getting out a bag and throwing the body parts in it*

err... you guys DO realize that i was the boss, right?

oh wait, forgot to put BOSS math glitch on my stat sheet.

You do realise that the entire dungeon never existed in the first place right? So there never was a boss, and even if there was one, we would've destroyed it in one blow.

*throws bag containing the body parts to etg*

Now do me a favour and incinerate this thing. I don't want it to smell in here.

*Turns into goo and slips into a random person's body, posessing him.*

Hahaaaa, i bet you never guessed Tavern Guest #24 would have any role! Well there you have it! *runs out of tavern in a rush, leaving a strange reek of rotten grilled cheese behind*

we want the head. let me just gut the rest...

you know what, this stuff is tough. i will be back in 3 hours.

(3 HOURS LATER) done. here is the head, and anyone want some stew? fresh from the stove!

*after seeing etg2002 running around wildly and chopping heads off, runs off into the forest* They must have no idea what it's really about...

*sits down in the middle of the forest and looks in the stars* Someday, they will know. Someone will teach them. Even if it takes my life.

A scuffle is heard in the background
Enter Man in Elizabethan dress, crossing to the tavern door
Enter FishPreferred in pursuit, brandishing harpoon gun

FISHPREFERRED. The wilderness is not an orphanage!

Exeunt Man and FishPreferred