Forums → The Tavern → So this is the tavern...

Order! Order! Order in the court!

*slams gavel with hammer*

When the hell did this turn into a theatre? And why the hell am I dress as a judge now?

*rushes back into tavern*

I will now teach you SIMPLE MATHS!

*starts scribbling simple maths on the tavern walls*

Oh great. A vandal. Good thing our auto-repair enchantment also removes graffiti.

*freezes Alp's movements before throwing the hammer at his head to knock him out*

*hammer gets stuck inside Alp's gooey form* What are you doing? Don't you want to be educated? *completely encloses the hammer inside the goo*

I still have a few tricks up my sleeves. Vaporise!

*hammer explodes*

And why should I learn something that everybody has already learnt. Unless you goos have utterly terrible brains.

*one little piece gets flung out the door, hitting a merchant approaching. slips inside him, taking his body*

I will return! And this time, with advanced maths!
*runs away*

Meanwhile, inside the tavern: *the goo slips off the walls and falls on the floor. it turns gray and releases a horrible poisonous gas*

It's a good thing the tavern came with windows and fans.

*turns on fans and opens windows*

I should also mention that I've already cast a spell which renders me immune to poison.

i respawn. so i am invincible. yeah. i am that awesome.

Enter FishPreferred dragging Man by rope

FISHPREFERRED. Raise the kid yourself or find a foster
Home. I will not have them dumped on my front lawn.

MAN. I prithy good sirs, loose me from these bonds
Ere my ship Doth depart. The child is none of mine,
But by king's order to this task I'm bound. Call me
Not craven, for I would that it

Exeunt FishPreferred, followed by Man, still pleading

Nobody going to question why the hell is Fish dragging around a guy? Okay.

*a piece of goo slithers in and pulls the violator in the pink ballerina outfit out of the tavern* *you hear the crush of a skull outside*

...but the violator's ghost comes back in and proceeds to taunt the tavern with his display...

.......for eternity apparently.

Banish.

*sends the ghost to the afterlife with my scythe*

I'm sure Death would be livid to see you in the afterlife.

I haven't been to the tavern in awhile, and this is what I see... -.-

Don't blame me. I'm just making sure that idiot is gone for good.

*begins writing a ward to keep the undead away*