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Hey you? Can I be the house blob from now on? I like crushing skulls of wrongdoers, somehow.

To be fair, there aren't any job requirements. We just found this tavern and took over it. So feel free to be whatever you want to be. Just don't kill anyone or you'll be sedated and thrown out.

*pours a glass of lemonade*

Anyway, care for a drink? Nothing out of the ordinary, just some ordinary lemonade that you'll find in the markets.

Yay, house-blobbyness acquired!

Lemonade huh? Care to put any cinnamon in it? *blobs over to lemonade*

I can also be an entertainer! Look! *forms dog out of blobby arm*
Look! It can also bark! *blob dog barks*

Can I rent a room for a night here? I need some peace.

Don't even know if there are rooms here Well, let's wait for Chryos. he'll probably know. Though if I were you, I would never sepnd a night in this Tavern.

Strange things are said to happen here , sleep at your own risk .... if i were you .... i would sleep with an eye open

It's a tavern. Why wouldn't there be rooms? It's quite cheap too.

*takes out room prices list*

It's about 5 gold for standard, 10 gold for deluxe and 20 gold for a penthouse. Wait what? I don't recall having a penthouse built for this tavern.

i saw a penthouse. about 12000 feet in the air... and getting higher as we speak. if you wanna buy it, i recommend doing it now before it gets into space/

Extraterrestial life could mean a big profit tho

@minecraftsniper That depends entirely on if Earth penthouses are up to extraterrestrial standards.

A few human beings on this planet are rich enough to buy islands, so why stop there. Why not buy aliens too.

Good luck with buying aliens then. Not sure why but I think xenos like @Chryosten will have something to say about this

I'm indifferent. Alien affairs are something that I don't care about. Anyway, does anyone know where my facehuggers are? I order a cage of them yesterday but when I got them this morning, it was completely and utterly empty.

*a facehugger suddenly appears latches itself onto HahiHa's face*

Oh, there's one. Now where the hell are the others?

err... i think @Doombreed used all but two for a stew... i killed one as it tried to tear apart my teddy bear's face. so... you owe me a new teddy bear.

Μe?...No! *burp*...sorry...such baseless accusations!