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It's ok! It's ok! It was just the velociraptors playing Civ...

Why don't you go there to give them some advice on how to deal with him?

I await HahiHa for the punchline!

*via speakers*

Then you realise there is no punch line. Because we're all out of punch!

*ba dum tss*

@SirLegendary

*walks into the room, starts to stretch, drinks a glass of water*

..mi mi mi...

*clears his throat*

ahem - Who's there?

@HahiHa

The chicken.

*Waits for you to get the joke*

*blink*
*blink*

Are you calling me an old man?

The joke is!!!

BWUAHAHAHA

*Chugs a pint*

CHEERS!

I see the joke's on me. Oh well *fetches a mug* Cheers!

*takes a large gulp*

Now, I challenge you to a duel to regain my honour *unsheathes a rapier* En garde!

BWUAHAHA!!! That will be known in history where Sir SirLegendary out smarted the knowledgeable and wise Sir HahiHa.

*CHUGS*

*unsheathes Yamato*

My katana isn't any regular blade. I own a named blade from Virgil, son of sparda. It has the ability to cut through anything. Are you sure you want to duel?! *hiccup*

*come back to the tavern via cargo lift after removing the beer flood in the cellar*

Oh great. Please don't tell me there's going to be another duel? And with that comes mass destruction and a large bill to pay for the damages.

Well, let's see... a rapier is slightly lighter than a katana; is has a longer reach; it has two edges and is better at thrusting while katanas have only one edge; and, most importantly, you are more drunk than me

So do I want to duel you? Hell yeah!

YES but one parry and your blade will be cut in half! MWUAHAHAHA!

*unsheathes Yamato*

Come at *hiccup* me!

*feints, avoids parry, attacks*

Wounded = Tails
(if head: hit)

DIE!

*unsheathed forward strike*

(if heads, hit. if tails, you successfully dodged)
Take this = Heads

Haow!

*katana sinks deep into the chest*

Et tu, fabulosus?

*begins bloating, turns purple, then suddenly pops in a cloud of irritant, sky-blue gas*