Can I order beer here?
@etg2002
What a drink. How are you still alive?!
Interesting... *puts a probe in the 'beer' and looks at a display* Very interesting... *scribbles on a block* Oh, this is so much better than daemon essence!
*takes a large sample and wades away*
Wait! @HahiHa
Don't wade away just yet! *hiccup*
Why did the chicken cross the road?! *hiccup*
Um. To get to the Otherside? ...Woah! *dashes towards @SirLegendary to support him* Easy there. Knee-deep booze is not the best place to move around in your state
*respawns* i can respawn!
*continues drinking*
*starts belching and farting out the super mario theme song*
well *BURP* that *BURP BURP BURP FART* was fun.
*wades in with a pump and a handful of barrels*
That's enough. You guys are way too drunk to continue drinking. Now excuse me whilst I pump this 'beer' into these barrels for future storage.
*connects a tube to the pump and starts pumping the 'beer' into the barrels*
*last drink makes me sick*
P.S. i am sick in real life! happy fun time...
*switches off pump and throw it out*
I managed to put all of the 'beer into the barrels'. Now to take them to the cellar.
*rolls barrels into a cargo lift and presses button to go to the cellar*
*Wakes up sober almost drowning in the overflowing beer.*
*Looks around*
What just happened here?!
*via speakers*
There's been a flooding in the cellar so I'm pumping the beer into the barrels. Please bear with me as this might take a while. In the meantime, why don't you play with my velociraptors? Unless they got drunk and drowned in beer, of course.
*looks at velociraptors jumping over each other, misstepping, fainting, vomitting, lying down and drinking, etc*
Umm, not sure if this counts but I'm not risking it O_O
I guess we will now count veloiraptors instead of counting sheep
@HahiHa
To get to old man's house. If this didn't get you, then my next one will...
Knock knock...
@SirLegendary Is it Ghandhi?
Oh sorry, got distracted watching the velociraptors play Civilization V...these dinosaurs must have drunk the whole Nile in booze O_O
Did someone mention Gandhi?! Quick! Prepare the anti-nuke system! He could bomb us at any time!
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