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Oh no...come on, I had Earth business, I couldn't just disappear in the warp. Besides how else would I get out? The door is not big enough for me

*Disappears in the Warp*

you know what... i am gonna leave for the next few days. until sunday, that is.

until than, have a fun time with my good friend bob.

Bob: hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. (∞ times over)

you have fun with him.

also, i have a fun little story i am writing, you guys mind looking at it?

Once a upon a time, someone died. the end. once upon another time, someone was born, than they dies. the end.

THANK YOU! also, i cannot believe how far we got in this!

we have been doing this for 10 months.

So ummm.... Does anyone want a drink? It's currently free! With no added ridiculous drinks! And it's only for a limited time only!

Ye- wait. Did you put those bugs in it?

What's the matter Fish? I thought you had control of the bugs, how would Dark put them in the drinks?

I don't know. They needed to cool off after that inferno, and I didn't see where they went.

@KatPryde, that's not the cold cellar. The cold cellar is out back. I think you're in Chryosten's private stock of ... ah, semi-edible things.

Try pressing the red gem again. Maybe it'll summon more to your command.

*grabs a portable dimensional portal*

Now excuse me whilst I deal with the pest in the cellar.

Uuuh.
*sees an unbroken surface of gold*
What gem would that be and why can't I find it?

I do believe it's due to you holding it upside-down.

*flips it*

Now you ca- Wait. The gem actually is gone. Nevermind then.

*tries to pull scarab off, but can't*
Hey, this isn't going to turn out to be one of those clingy MacGuffins, is it? Because I don't want to have to go all the way back to Mt. Destructo just to get this destructoed off.

*Appears from the Warp*

Now I know this is alchemy at best but who is up for it? I brought my black gem!

How about we use this instead?

*Jams the black gem onto the artifact, where the red used to be*

*grabs pair of scissors*
I've got a better idea.
*cuts off fur that's stuck to scarab*
That's better. It was getting really tingly for a bit there.
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*looks at self*
Oh yeah. Chryosten, you owe me some hair!

Do you want some just sahved beard hair ? * Grabs a mountain of beard hair and throws it to Fish*. It really suits you!

*a mountain of hair flies gracefully through the tavern's dimly lit atmosphere, swirling and undulating against the air as it ploughs forward, eventually alighting upon the rough hewn floorboards beside a large stain that might have been sherry, having reached the end of its perilous journey a full 18 inches from where it began*
Why would you throw hair? And how can tribbles even have beards?

We are just too full of hair for people to see our beards