Hey um.. *sips at his drink* There has been too much happening recently, I have lost track of the current threat level. Apart from a fish-gobbling blob-cat in Chryosten's cellar that will soon burst the whole tavern, was there anything else?
*bug lands on my head* Shoo, you nasty bu- oh... right...
Why would you throw hair? And how can tribbles even have beards?
*checks what a tribble is*
Hmm... this looks more like a wig-wig if you ask me.
Don't mention Dinosaur eggs around here, Chryos is still affected by the mistake of the order company, which accidently delivered actual velociraports instead of velociraptor eggs like he specified.