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*jumps into the portable dimension portal carrying a spike*

Sorry! But I'm taking back all my ingredients!

*stabs Kat causing all the ingredients she ate to escape*

all i have to say here is PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

Ugh. Should've made a back up of all these ingredients next time.

*burns all the ingredients and hairballs into ash*

Alright patrons! I want you to get out and collect as much ingredients as possible so I can restock my cellar! Depending on the quality of the ingredients, you will be rewarded nicely. Now get moving you lot!

Νο...Ι won't do that sorry

Nor will anyone else for that matter *blocks door with a warp portal*. Volunteers only

one moment.

*duplicates self* be back in ten minutes!

TEN MINUTES LATER

back! here is some stuff! (x20 for each duplicate)
*destroys duplicates* so what is MY reward?

This... You got me nothing! Are you trying to mock me?!

*incinerates etg until nothing remains*

I`m just trying to make you more annoyed to see your emotions. I love men screaming in fury! They are so attractive!

but there is no man here...Chryos is a xenos, I am a daemon prince, minecraftsniper is a ball of fur, Unleashed is, well, unleashed upon mankind ( ) and MrDayCee is the Thrall O_O

YOU FORGOT ME. i am a gLiTcH.

and even a MENTAL glitch!

what about me? i dont have glitches , but i have bugs eating my fur :C i wont as fluffy as i was! D:

Is everyone missing the obvious threat of proliferating, insatiable blob cats?! Run for cover! Hide your fish! Reinforce your buildings with steel beams!

Aaaaaaaaaaa!!

*runs in circles flailing his arms around*

*runs in circles flailing his arms around*

Is that appropriate mod behavior? I thought you guys were supposed to protect us! Not to mention that you are definitely setting a bad example (well, not that we needed it to behave childishly, but anyway )

*appears behind Doom* That is one of my clones. Some escaped just recently; which is a problem as many are, let's say, prototypes. You're lucky this one only runs around panicked. It could have leveled the tavern instead.

*shoots a ray gun at clone; clone disappears*

There, safely back in my lab. Only three more to go Gotta hunt, be right back! *vanishes*

Wait....how do we know you aren't a clone too?

Oh crap, he vanished already.

*Turns to the rest of the users*

Right you lot! We are on lockdown from now on...Don't trust anyone who even remotely looks like HahiHa! He could be an escaped clone. As a matter of a fact, better safe than sorry, so just kill them on sight.