I did say phase through all objects so the furniture are all unaffected. Although the tavern is now sitting in a very large crater. There also might be a couple clone corpses lying around after that hit.
Well thanks a lot Chryos for dealing with the situation, but I needed those clones alive. I only caught two! Now I will have to begin anew... at least I know it works, kind of.
And yes, I will make sure they don't escape this time, don't worry.
*fills up a mug with mead and sits at a charred table*
*a bear-like sea-monkey creature steps out of the kitchen wearing oven mitts*
Okay, so; funny story. I was reheating some extradimensional cod when a robed guy smashed through the ceiling and blew up the microwave, and then a big ghostly thing came down on top of him and-- Were you guys setting the furniture on fire again? I was kind of hoping I wouldn't have to work today.
Does it really matter? At least the clone problem is solved now. Speaking of which, I need to activate that self destruct mechanism in that cloning machine.
*presses button on a remote before throwing it out the window*
you've been here for a long time but we only assumed you were a regular...
Exactly. If not for all the brawls and death matches and nigh-apocalyptic devastation brought about by artifacts of unspeakable evil, this would be the perfect job.
Also, somebody owes me more hair. A lot more. *taps fin-foot impatiently*