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*freezes apdeap*

When did you become my replacement? I never asked for anyone to replace me.

Points to Chryos, for speaking the truth. You are a regular, apple, when did you become a bartender?

Tss. Why so conservative about who does what? apl does a good job of co-bar-tendering. Cheers!

*raises shot-glass to drink, but the flames evaporate the tequila*

Oh no! All that good tequila!

*tries to drink the two remaining shots as quickly as possible* *burns more violently*

Arg! Doom, what have you done?!

*human torch lunges out at Doom*

*Absorbs the flame*

Well, don't mind that, my paranoia over those clones and whatnot had taken its toll on me.

I'll show you wha- wait, hang on. Clones? o.o

*HahiHa2 barges into tavern and closes door* Phew... gasp... uff... gotta flee... fast... *runs into the cellar*

*HahiHa3 pushes open door and crosses tavern* sorry just passing through those clones are faster than I thought gotta catch them all k bye *leaves through back door*

HahiHa: Ummmm...... what.

Ummmm...... what.

You tell me! I don't know.

That was the suspicious guy I saw before, but... twice! What. Ugh... I feel sick all of a sudden... I-

*starts shaking and suddenly splits into two identical (and burning) clones*

HahiHa: What was....
HahiHa4: ...that?!
Both: Aaaaaaaa!

*both clones run off in opposed directions, setting the furniture on fire*

Oh great! Finally, we are kicking the chaos into overdrive!

*Starts shooting Fireballs all over*

Even though the Tavern has an auto repair enchantment, this is different because it is set on fire, not destroyed outright

For god sake! The tavern may be repairable but the furniture isn't!

*makes it rain in the tavern*

Now can someone do me a favour and stop those two?

*Warps the Tavern, stopping the rain*

You are not getting in the way!

*Launches a fireball at Chryos while shooting fire everywhere*

*both clones duplicate; one of the four gets hit by a fireball and explodes, two others run out of the doors and the remaining one continues running around ablaze*

HahiHa2: *sticks head out of cellar trapdoor* Yay, chaos! *starts throwing random bottles from the cellar around*

*grabs fireball and slams it into Doom's face*

Yes, I will get in the way. And go the hell to sleep!

*summons a huge meteor to land into the tavern*

*Fireball cannot be grabbed, but doesn't affect me anyway for obvious reasons*

welcome to my world Chryos! Glad you realized the joy of destroying the Tavern

It's unfortunate but I can easily have my spells phase through objects. In this case, it's everything but you, HahiHa and his clones.

*meteor phases through tavern and hits the mentioned targets*

*appears after meteor has hit*

Oh, come on, cheap tricks...you do know I can disappear into the warp, why bother to attack me? Besides look what you've done to the place, all the furniture is ruined.