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oops...doesn't sound like it had the intended results maybe try something else ? XD

I must have bought a knockout potion by accident. Try this one instead. And if that doesn't work, then try this one. And if that still doesn't work, then try this one.

*passes Fish a bunch of potions*

*snuff* That's just pure alcohol.
*snrf* I think this is silver nitrate.
*sniff* Ooh. Cinnamon.

I give up. I've clearly been ripped off. I guess I'll have to brew it my self.

*collects hair off scarab and places it into a flask*

Okay. Does anyone know how to make a hair-growing potion?

Just add this, this and this *drains a bunch of random potions into the flask*

And then mix them up! *shakes flask*

There you go! all done! *shows at the smoking green liquid in the flask*

Uhh ... Well, isn't that kind of, uh, skirting the issue here? I mean ... *points at giant fish tail*

*continues drizzling cinnamon potion on a herring, but standing well back from Doombreed*

I'm sure whatever this potion is will fix every problem with you.

*passes potion to Fish*

Just don't blame me or Doom for whatever happens next.

*cautiously pours a bit on the herring*
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*herring explodes, shooting quill-like hairs all over the tavern and sticking into people's skin*

Yeaaah ... total faith in you guys. I'm going to get more food.

*self ignites to burn off the quill-like hair*

Oh come on... Blame the fact that all the potions you keep taking are mixing together to create unusual effects. Also, let's not forget that the potions have a different effect on every creature. So, it could still be reliable.

*returns with bucket of herring*
But isn't that just another reason not to try it right away?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbGILi8p5Y8&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rn-HM
Ehmmm ... needs salt.

You know what? This is getting annoying. Just drink the **** thing!

*shoves potion into Fish's mouth*

*gulp*
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*explodes, leaving a cod behind*

Looks like your potion actually amplifies curses instead of curing them. This could have very interesting uses, will you give me the recipe?

Let me try something, this should reverse any effects...

*mumbles in his hood for a minute, then casts a spell on the cod*

*cod starts shrinking and shrieks in agonizing pain*

This is either an unintended effect, or a way to experiment with curses...

Right, apparently the potion is still active. Fascinating! ....what? Oh right!

*casts a dispel and the cod stops shrinking*

I presume we will have to wait until the potion wears out. Looks like I cannot dispel the curse itself right now. Too many effects at once make any more intervention very hazardous