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^ lol so dead there's no response.

Brave? I'm so brave i feel no fear.

Welcome to the Spicy Spitoon. How Cold are you?

I-I-I'm sssssssso c-c-c-cold that-I c-c-can't sssssspeak...

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How bored are you?

brd to reply fully

Welcome...zzzz. How cool are you?

I'm so cool, that I turned this gaming site into a social media platform. Yeah, that's right, I said it. Welcome to social spitoon.

How sleepy are you?

how sleepy am i? after seeing what i've just seen, my eyes will be glued to this screen and my hand will forever grasp a knife and a flashlight.

how psycho are you?

PsYcHo? I'm noT pSychO... ThE VoiCEs SaY sO! I... AM PeRfeCtly SanE!!!!!

Welcome to the Spalty Spaltoon, how red are you?

How red? Well, 70% of me is red water (some blood), so I guess I am 70 per--............ok, ok. Fine. I'll stop talking now...

Welcome to the salty spitoon. How godly are you?

Godly? GODLY? I'm so godly I can't die- GAAAAAHHH.

Wwelcome to the Salty Spitoon. How wet are you?

How wet i am? My body is mostly water. (The more you know)

Welcome to the Pwnd Spitoon. How rekt are thou?

I am so rekt, that I will remain rekt. That's more rekt than rekt!

Welcome to the Salty Spitton. How manly are you?

How manly am I? I'm so manly Themostmanlyman based his username off me!

Welcome to The Nameless Pub, how heroic are you?

I'm so heroic, I beat all the halo campaigns on heroic.

Welcome to the ninja dojo. We have a Starbucks now. How ninja are you? *dissapears into a cloud of white smoke. Shurikens start raining down.*

How ninja i am? I'm so ninja i make counts to 100 fail.
welcome too th bd speling spiton. hou bd r u a speling!

Haou bud um I? Ae um so bud ut speleng Ae cunaut fenes e sentec

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How grammar nazi are you?

Grammar nazi? I can translate that sentence of yours.

How bad am I? I am so bad at spelling I cannot finish a sentence.

Welcome to the Suicidal Spitoon. How suicidal are you?