This is a forum game based on how ____ you are.
Ex: R2D21999: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
User 1: How tough am I? I once ate a bowl of nails... with no milk.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How happy are you?
User 2: How happy am I? I just had my favorite food while surrounded by fluffy kittens. etc.
Alright let's start this thing.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
I'd rather not joke about suicide.
Welcome to the Stealthy Spittoon. How ninja are you?
How ninja am I? I can use a Katana to cut a fired bullet, in half! (Just Kidding) Welcome to the Stealthy Spittoon. How bad are you?
How bad am I? I'm so bad while I was going to the bathroom I tripped on a racecar and hit my head on the counter! AND IT STILL HURTS FROM A WEEK AGOOOOO
Welcome to the Concussioned Saloon, How bad a Concussion you got?
In September of 2013, I had such a bad concussion that I puked three times and missed three days of school. (This really happened).
Welcome to the Penguin Club. How penguin are you?
How penguin? I am as much of a penguin as the next man...
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How much of a stalker are you?
Im so stalker, when Stormwalker sees me she gets all creeped out!
Welcome to the Internet, how [REDACTED] are you?
How [REDACTED] am I? I'm so [REDACTED] I've been [ASCENDED]!!!
Welcome to the wrong tavern, how good are you at failing at being good at failing?
I`m practically perfect.(at sucking)
Welcome to the Armor Games tavern,how buggy are you?
You wanna know how buggy am I? Well I'm so buggy that I start to teleport due to glitch and lag.
Welcome to the salty spittoon. How sexy are you?
EEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to wherever this weird place is in(preferably in a NB top ten video),how supernova are you?
How supernova? I am so much of a supernova, I suggest you leave this solar system!
Welcome to the salty Spitoon. How pokemon are you?
How Pokemon am I? I once defeated Dark Bakura in the Mushroom Kingdom without even using PK Flash.
Welcome to the Spartan Harpoon. How French Revolution are you?
0%. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How creative are you?
I am so creative I created this Planet.
Welcome to Salty Spitoon how Super Villain are you?
How Super Villain i am? I am so villainy, i help others with superpowers!
Welcome to the destrucive Spitoon! How destructive are thou?
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