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I am so destructive I can destroy you.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon! How nice are you.

I am so nice i can manipulate them simply because i did good so they thought they could trust me.

Welcome to the Spicy Spitoon. How deflated is your life?

I am so nice that people almost forget to call me Doom...almost.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How much of a sadist are you?

How sadist am I? I sometimes feel bad when stepping on a flower.

Welcome to the Sweet Spitoon. How bad are you?

I am so bad I made bad.

Welcome to Star Spitoon how Star Wars are you.

I am so Star Wars that I own a lightsaber.
Welcome to Star Spitoon how fast are you?

Do you want me to climb that hill? Do you want me to do it again?

Welcome to the Almost Dead Spitoon. How nice are you?

I am so nice that if some goes on me, it moves frictionlessly.
Welcome to Star Spitoon how rude are you?

Wha..? I wasn't *Belch* Payin' attentun bud... Can ya repeat tat?

Wlecome to the Typo Spitton How bad at spelling are yuo?

I sq bd I cn't sll.
Welome to Malty Spioon how zimbie are u.

I am not zombie at all.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How clumsy are you?

Oops, I just deleted your account by mistake.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How sleepy are you?

I am so (Yang) tired.

Welcome to (Yaung) SPitoon how evil demon are you.

Im so Evil Demon that the Demonic forces that im around cringe when I look at them and plead for mercy!

Welcome to Somewhere, Somewhere. How lost are you?

Lost? How would I know If I don't know where I am?

Welcome to wherever this place is. How Aerial are you?