This is a forum game based on how ____ you are.
Ex:
R2D21999: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
User 1: How tough am I? I once ate a bowl of nails... with no milk.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How happy are you?
User 2: How happy am I? I just had my favorite food while surrounded by fluffy kittens.
etc.
Alright let's start this thing.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?