Welcome to You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself, a bad translation game. I will occasionally update the title of this thread with newer translations.
HOW TO PLAY 1. Copy the above user's sentence and paste it into a translator. 2. Translate it into a Non-English language. 3. Copy and paste the translated sentence into the translator and translate it back into English. 4. Tell us what language you translated to and post the result in this thread.
RULES 1. It is okay if the message doesn't change. 2. Use any language or translator, but not the same language as the user above you. 3. Do not post any translation that would break site rules.
EXAMPLE Gantic: You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself. Player 1: English --> Urdu ---> English
"If you do not want to read this thread, but you can not help yourself." Player 2: To Thai and back
"If you do not want to read this. But you can not help yourself."
START
You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.
Not to be annoying, but it makes sense that Serbia would stick around. I'm pretty sure anything capitalized is marked as a proper name and won't actually change when you translate it.
(I decided to google "help" and found a random sentence on the wikipedia page on the programming command, hopefully this suffices. Also, I decided to remove the capital letters on "Bash" because it's more fun that way.)
In bash, the builtin command help lists all bash builtin commands if used without arguments.
Myanmar (Burmese) and back:
I was shorter than we are in terms of the length of sentence imposed Minimum 4 night should not think it is really possible.
and back: