Welcome to You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself, a bad translation game. I will occasionally update the title of this thread with newer translations.
HOW TO PLAY 1. Copy the above user's sentence and paste it into a translator. 2. Translate it into a Non-English language. 3. Copy and paste the translated sentence into the translator and translate it back into English. 4. Tell us what language you translated to and post the result in this thread.
RULES 1. It is okay if the message doesn't change. 2. Use any language or translator, but not the same language as the user above you. 3. Do not post any translation that would break site rules.
EXAMPLE Gantic: You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself. Player 1: English --> Urdu ---> English
"If you do not want to read this thread, but you can not help yourself." Player 2: To Thai and back
"If you do not want to read this. But you can not help yourself."
START
You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.
Lao and back:
The rules for the game are simple hunger. Each of the two areas should be punished by the crisis by giving women and those who know the spirit of the world. Lesson 24 will be released in a large field of grazing that prevents everything from burning the garbage into the garbage. For weeks, participants have to fight for their lives. The last victory.
Croatian and back:
Game rules are simple hunger. Each of these two areas should be penalized by giving women and those who know the spirit of the world. Lesson 24 will be released into a large shoot field that prevents everything from burning garbage to trash. For weeks, participants have to fight for their lives. Last win
Kurdish and back:
The simple rules of law are hungry. Both of them should be punished and women to know the world's spirit. Lesson 24 will be released at the large shootout station, to burn everything out of the trap. For weeks, participants should fight for their lives. Last victory
I just have to break out the inaugural Klingon and back:
are the people starving the laws the laws simple. so, in their honor, and she sends you to yigov not the world, and said again. 24 and the King a large lesson released all the knockout trap burn. within a radius of the week, with the participants have of life. the last victory
Norwegian and back:
the people are hungry laws the laws simple. so to their glory and she sends you to yigov not the world and said again. 24 and the king a big lesson released all the outcome of burning burn. Within a radius of the week, the participants have life. The last victory
The people are the laws of hunger a simple law. so for their glory and he will send you yigov not the world and said again. 24 and the king read a great deal of firefighting results. Within the weekend, the participants are alive. Last victory
People are following simple rules. Therefore, to honor them, and will not send you to the world, and then say. 24 and the king has noticed the major killings. During the week, the participants are alive. The last end
Sinhala and back:
People follow simple rules. Therefore, if you do not send them to the world in order to show them respect, then say the following. 24 And the king has seen the killings. During the week, participants are alive. The Last End
People follow the simple rules. So if you do not send them to the world to show their respect, then say the following. 24 The king saw the murders. During the week, participants are still alive. Final
People follow simple regulation. So if you do not leave the world to affirm their respect, they also say. 24 The killer rejoined the king. During a sky, the participants are always alive. Finale
People to follow simple rules. So, if you do not leave the world to confirm, they say. The killer came back to the King. Throughout the sky subscribers are always alive. The finals
People follow simple rules. So, if you do not let the world prove it, they will say. The murderer returned to the King. The world's fans are still alive. Decisions
General rules. If you can prove it or not, so to say. The murderers returned to the King. The fans are still alive. Decision
Not to be existential here, but why do we keep doing this? It doesn't seem that interesting so it seems like the only reason for continuing to translate a sentence back and forth is to watch it slowly turn into a shriveled, small, senseless, phrase. Also, it seems like we would not do it if there was not the inexplainable hint of obligation to continue writing additional replies...