This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail.
Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots.
Please keep it light!
You're in jail because you revived the thread! THE THREAD IS EVIL! IT WANTS REVENGE ON US! PREPARE THAT SOON THE THREAD IS GOING TO PUT US ALL IN THE JAIL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! D: