This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail.
Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots.
Please keep it light!
You're in jail because most of the people forget the fact that the world is always covered in a veil of complete darkness! THE VOID OF THE SPACE IS OUR SHELTER! WE ARE A LOT!!